How Professor Schmidt Got Mugged in Harlem

Professor: Many theaters are located in New York's East Village, located in the northwestern part of Manhattan.

OSU Theatre Class
Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: Rachel Jane

Posted on December 4, 2014
Class, Geography, Students, Stupidity, Teachers, US Geography

I'm Beginning to Regret Teaching You How to Use Anthrax

Teacher to chattering students: Quit discussing biochemical warfare!

Biology Classroom
Auckland
New Zealand

Posted on December 2, 2014
Class, Education, New Zealand, Science, Students, Teachers

Who Knew Organic Chemists Were So Funky?

Professor: I’m just waiting for a chlorine radical to come and bite me up the ass.

Morraine Valley Community College
Palos Hills, Illinois

Overheard by: Kati

Posted on November 23, 2014
Ass, Class, Default, Education, Illinois, Science, Teachers, Wishes, Words

But I’m Not Sure I Was Making Any Sense

Communications professor: Do you think you’ve made any progress in this class?
Student who just gave her speech: Well, my butt cheeks weren’t shaking this time!

Community college
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Some progress is better than none.

Posted on November 21, 2014
Ass, Class, Pennsylvania, Students, Teachers

Which Is Why They Call It V-E Half-Day

Professor: So, how did the baby boom come about?
Student: When a–
Professor: –You don’t need to actually walk me through it. In the late 1940s, everybody was becoming a mother. Okay, half of everybody.

University of North Florida
Jacksonville, Florida

Posted on November 14, 2014
Class, Florida, History, Students, Teachers

Nothing Like Taking an Exam in the Afterglow

Frat boy #1: I already jacked off three times today!
Frat boy #2: Sweet! That’s what I’m going to do as soon as I finish this test.
Frat boy #1: Maybe I should just go rub one out in the bathroom now… [He leaves the room.]

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/01/breaks-broke.html

Overheard by: Maxwell

Posted on September 18, 2014
Class, Frat boy types, Masturbation, Overheard at Cornell

Also, Instead of Lab Equipment, I’ve Purchased Myself Extra Scotch

Poli-Sci professor putting a picture of a panda bear on overhead projector: Well, normally we’d talk about the syllabus right now, but our department’s so cheap they couldn’t print a syllabus for each of you, so I’ll show you a picture of a panda instead.

http://www.overheardinathens.com/search?query=panda

Posted on June 21, 2014
Class, Education, Overheard in Athens, Teachers

Hamburgers, That’s How

Non-native presenting for speech class: Everyone has cows in their life. Cows at home. Cows at work. Cows in our families. Cows can take over everything. But how do we get rid of the cows?
Teacher: Chaos. It’s pronounced ‘chaos.’

Truman College
Chicago, Illinois