Cleanliness

When I Think about You, I Smell Myself

Dirty hippy skater dude: Oh man! I can smell myself.
Dirty hippy skater girl: I love it when I can smell myself!

Golden Gate Park
San Francisco, California

Posted on April 23, 2008
Cleanliness, Etiquette, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Hippies, Pride, San Francisco, Sensory experiences

Even We Winced at This One

Man #1: So she looks up at me with this, look, right? And she grips my dick real hard and then gets this terrified look as she picks it off on my pubes…
Man #2: Oh, dude, I’m gonna vomit.
Man #1: It was a fucking dingleberry. And it wasn’t mine, dude.

Gym
Oregon

Posted on April 14, 2008
Cleanliness, Default, Etiquette, Friends, Guys, Hair, Health & Hygiene, Oregon, Penis, Poop, Sex, Weirdness

Why “How Are You?” Can Be a Dangerous Question

Dude: I’ve been soiling myself for four days playing Guitar Hero.

Drake University
Des Moines, Iowa

Posted on February 5, 2008
Cleanliness, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Gadgets, Idiots, Iowa

Toes? What Are You, Gay?

Guy #1: You gotta clean yo’ fingernails up!
Guy #2: Mmm-hm.
Guy #1: You stop smokin’ crack, you clean yo’ toes up nice, too!

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/clean-and-sober.html

Posted on January 3, 2008
Advice, Cleanliness, Guys, Overheard in PDX

And It’s Scalding — That Can’t Be a Good Sign

Big black lady spilling drink on herself: Oops, I done baptized myself.

Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on December 21, 2007
Black people, Cleanliness, Georgia

But the Guy Who Went As a Hedgehog Had It Even Worse

Party host: Man, it took me three weeks to clean the gorilla suit after the wedding…

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Overheard by: Paul

Posted on November 30, 2007
Cleanliness, Guys, Michigan