Maintenance: “When You Put an End to Nude Chair-Hockey, Then We’ll Talk”

Worried suit: That’s why we get our chairs cleaned more than any other department. We get our chairs cleaned every three months. Why doesn’t anyone put a stop to this?

Metro Bus
Seattle, Washington

Posted on June 21, 2020
Bus, Cleanliness, Compare and contrast, Default, Gripes, Questions, Suits, Washington

Besides, Greed Stains.

Woman #1 in central Taipei: When she went to the us, she took along several boxes of detergent, because she doesn't like the smell of American detergent.
Woman #2: Yeah, I wouldn't want to smell like an American either.

http://talovich.blogspot.com/2008_04_01_archive.html#6968192168432224567

Overheard by: Yugan

Posted on April 12, 2020
Cleanliness, Compare and contrast, Health & Hygiene, Other sites, Sensory experiences, Taiwan, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

Guess Which One Grew Up with Maids

Girl #1: So, yeah, I was just going to set the hoover to suck, and use that.
Girl #2: Do hoovers suck?

Oxford
England

Posted on February 2, 2020
Cleanliness, England, Gadgets, Girls, Questions, Stupidity

The New Oxyclean Commercials Aren't for Everyone

Young man on cell: So there's someone cleaning their floor with the blood of one of their relatives, and it's like…a bit much, you know?

Bus, Denmark Hill
London
England

Overheard by: trying not to turn around

Posted on December 11, 2019
Bus, Cleanliness, England, Family ties, Guys, Health & Hygiene, On the phone

Mr. Bradshaw Sometimes Needs Help with the Basics

Loud guy on cell: Terry! Terry! Listen to me! Use that shampoo! And the conditioner! Get your hair the same way it was last week! (pause) Okay, see you there. Bye.

Oxford Street
London
England

Posted on October 16, 2019
Advice, Bathing, Cleanliness, England, Guys, Hair, On the phone

There Was a Flier in There from a Jimmy Carter Rally

Woman, putting bag on table for security: Ugh, it's really messy, I really need to clean it…I'm sorry.
Security: Ma'am, we're not grading them. (finishes looking through bag) But if we were, I'd give it a c minus.

Hillary Clinton Rally
Honolulu, Hawaii

Overheard by: Kendal