College guy #1: My penis is getting stronger!
College guy #2: What does that even mean? How do you know?
College guy #1: Cuz I can pee past the bushes now, and for a while I couldn’t.
College guy #2: Niiiice!
(they high five)
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/414278089/want-me-to-show-you.html
Overheard by: a lil.
Girl to friend: I’m not an alcoholic.
Friend: I’m not an alcoholic, either.
Girl: Cheers to us not being alcoholics!
Austin, Texas
Conductor: This train will terminate at Stratford. The next station is Waterloo. Please change here for the Bakerloo, Northern and Waterloo & City lines. Alternatively you can also change for Waterloo International, catch the next Eurostar, go to Paris and show the French how to play rugby.
London
England
Overheard by: kat
Hubby to wifey: No power on earth will make me wear a diaper.
http://nimbleit.21publish.com/OverheardUtah/archive/2005/11/27/1e8zyoejva474.htm
Overheard by: Jessie
Proud girl: Ever since I gave up drinking, I have been drinking so much wine.
Chicago, Illinois
College girl: There, I’ve belittled and insulted The View without using the word “bitch” or the c‑word.
Student Center, Montclair State University
New Jersey
Overheard by: …and that itself is a feat
English teacher: It’s a big responsibility to be a goddess, it troubles me all the time.
A.C. Flora High School
Columbia, South Carolina
Very pregnant woman surrounded by misbehaving children: Pregnancy is just such a gift. I mean, I feel so blessed. Like, this is what my body was made for, you know? I just feel so much more complete when I’m pregnant. Knowing that I’m growing this life…
Young woman behind her in line, interrupting: Madam? You are a walking advertisement for mandatory birth control.
Starbucks
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: The guy applauding her
