You Can Fiddle With My Gear Shaft Any Time.

Girl cashier #1: So Tom*, how's your love life?
Tom*: My love life's in neutral right now.
Girl cashier #2: Mine's in reverse.
Tom*: That was too funny.

Clinton Crossings, Connecticut

Posted on November 4, 2008
Compliments, Connecticut, Default, Employees, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Questions, Words

I've Got My Surprised Face on and Everything!

Toddler being towed by mom, bawling: But I want that to be my surprise now!

Convenience Store
Greenwich, Connecticut

Overheard by: Tyrone

Posted on November 3, 2008
Connecticut, Default, Gifts, Kids, Offers and requests, Stores, Wishes

And Any Time I Look Down

Student: Hermaphrodites have everything. They have the whole package.
Professor: Yeah, hermaphrodites have it all. I've seen it on the internet.

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on October 14, 2008
Connecticut, Default, Health & Hygiene, Internet, Sexuality, Students, Teachers

God Only Knows What Goes on There at Night

Zookeeper, to penguin pecking at her shirt: Am I dirty? Am I a dirty little birdie? Do I need preening?

Mystic Aquarium, Connecticut

Posted on September 30, 2008
Animals, Connecticut, Default, Employees, Questions, Weirdness

Santa Summers in Stamford

Conductor: Stamford, Stamford stop is…ooh, did you see those two baby reindeer?!

MetroNorth Train
Stamford, Connecticut

Posted on September 24, 2008
Animals, Conductors, Connecticut, Public transportation, Questions, Train

Everyone Breathed a Sigh of Relief When She Began to Chew Ice

Girl: Ohhh, can I show you my sexual frustration?

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on August 25, 2008
Connecticut, Default, Girls, Questions, Sexuality

Abstinence Hip Hop Fails to Find Its Audience

Slutty chick: STDs!
Sluttier chick: I don't need one.
Slutty chick: STDs!
Sluttier chick: I'm on my period, yo!

University of Connecticut

Overheard by: Unwilling Audience

Posted on July 28, 2008
Chicks, Colleges & Universities, Connecticut, Default, Gender issues, Health & Hygiene, STDs, Stupidity

Compounded by My Inability to Tell Hot from Cold, It’s a Logistical Nightmare

Guy: Leggings are fucking up everything. I used to know when it was winter because girls would stop wearing skirts, but now thanks to leggings they can wear them all year. It’s bullshit.

Connecticut College

Posted on July 25, 2008
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Connecticut, Default, Gender issues, Gripes, Guys

Simulated, Just the Way You Like It

Woman: …and Scarlett Johansson is in it.
Husband: Really? Okay, let’s go.
Woman (to ticket seller): Oh, now he’ll watch it.
(they enter the theater)
Husband: And you said sex too, right?

Movie Theater
Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on July 15, 2008
About celebrities, Connecticut, Default, Guys, Movies, Sex, Women

Wanna Hold It?

Hippie using his pocket PC: It’s very primitive -I use it for solitaire while pooping.

Bean & Leaf Coffee Shop
New London, Connecticut

Overheard by: Overand

Posted on July 14, 2008
Connecticut, Games, Hippies, Poop, Technology