But I Still Love The View

Petite, hip girl: Honestly, it's not that controversial.
Drama club kid: Yeah, it's just a woman saying “vagina.”

Connecticut

Overheard by: ernaynay

Posted on May 15, 2009
Compare and contrast, Connecticut, Default, Girls, Hipsters, Kids, Vagina, Words

In My Day, Substance Abuse Was a prerequisite for the Advanced Writing Seminar

Professor: Isn't Jim just a perplexing guy? I read his stories and I'm just like, “what's wrong with him?” Jim, you're just stoned all the time, aren't you? Are you stoned right now?
Jim: No!
Professor: But were you stoned earlier today?
Jim: Yes. But only because I was hungover!

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on April 29, 2009
Connecticut, Default, Drugs, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

Two Girls, One Capri

Guy: Did you watch that Palin video I sent you?
Girl: Not yet. I have to take my pants off to watch it.

Bloomfield, Connecticut

Posted on January 10, 2009
Connecticut, Default, Girls, Guys, Politics, Questions, Weirdness

…Is What I Tell Myself Every Time I Get Rejected for Tenure.

Professor: Sometimes it can be fun to be teased by not getting what you want for a while, as long as you get it in the end.

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on December 8, 2008
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Organic Chemistry Is a Squishy Mistress

Painfully dull professor: It's not rocket science, but it's also not a marshmallow.

Storrs, Connecticut

Posted on November 22, 2008
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You Can Fiddle With My Gear Shaft Any Time.

Girl cashier #1: So Tom*, how's your love life?
Tom*: My love life's in neutral right now.
Girl cashier #2: Mine's in reverse.
Tom*: That was too funny.

Clinton Crossings, Connecticut