Girl (solemnly): My real barrier is that I don't like beer.
Dunedin
New Zealand
Girl (solemnly): My real barrier is that I don't like beer.
Dunedin
New Zealand
Drunk girl: I hear Michael Caine peeing!
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Claire
Girl on the street (looking at cars go by): Have you ever noticed how old people are like drunk people driving?
Fairfax, California
Girl #1: She finally cleaned up the dog crap!
Girl #2: What? Her dog crapped in the house?
Girl #1: No, but it was all over the front yard. Can you imagine me trying to walk through that drunk?
Guy: I'm pretty sure that what happens when you're drunk is your responsibility. Getting trashed doesn't make stepping in dog shit someone else's fault.
Girl #1: Don't hate! Oh my god!
Millersville University
Millersville, Pennsylvania
Woman deli worker to male worker: Three dollar juice? Shit, what are you, a millionaire?
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