But It’s a Miracle Diet

Chick: I was just in the bathroom trying to throw up, and I just can’t do it! I just gag. A penis can make me throw up, but my own two fingers cant… I hate giving blowjobs.

Montclair State University
Montclair, New Jersey

Overheard by: BTON

Posted on October 6, 2023
Bimbettes, Colleges & Universities, Gripes, Hands, Health & Hygiene, New Jersey, Penis

So He Sends Other Stones to Fight in Iraq

Bitter guy: Men and women are like stones in a river that lived next to each other for a long time… But one of the stones is a stupid confused idiot who doesn’t ever want to be happy or for any stones anywhere to be freaking happy.

Eugene, Oregon

Posted on October 4, 2023
Gripes, Grumpies, Oregon

The Touring Production of Hairspray

Girl #1: I’m really scared right now! What are they doing? They’re going to break into some sort of big orgy any second!
Girl #2: It looks like some sort of weird sacrificial dance!
Girl #3: Yeah, like they’re getting ready to sacrifice a lamb!
Girl #2: Or a virgin!
Girl #1: Can they stop?! They’re giving me goosebumps! What are they doing?! Stop!

http://overheardinsydney.blogspot.com/2006/02/being-cultured-comes-at-price.html

Posted on October 3, 2023
Chicks, Gripes, Overheard in Sydney

Hint: You’re on the Wrong Track

White boy: I’m just a freshman. I don’t know how to get bitches yet.

http://overheardatlc.blogspot.com

Overheard by:

Posted on October 1, 2023
Gripes, Overheard at Loyola, Students, Whiteys

No, It’s Not because I Couldn’t Contact You, It’s because That Would Mean You Were Cool

Guy #1: Oh, sorry, man. I forgot to tell you about it… If you were on Facebook, I would have invited you.
Guy #2, pissed: … I live two doors down from you!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/

Posted on September 27, 2023
Canadia, Gripes, Guys, Overheard at McGill, Students, Technology

People Who Work in DC Think There’s a Law Against Bad Weather

Office whiner: The weather conditions in here are unacceptable.
Manager: Huh?
Office whiner: This office has been climatically compromised, and I have to go home to be warm, and with full pay.
Manager: Sorry, that’s not an option.
Office whiner: Well, then I deserve hazard pay for working under these conditions.
Manager: Again, I’m sorry, but that’s not going to happen.
Office whiner, agitated: Well, fine! But I don’t like being cold! [Stomps off to cube.]Manager: Neither do I.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/