Guy to friend: No, man, I mean…she's not a *whore* whore, just a whore.
Outside City Bistro
Hoboken, New Jersey
Overheard by: Chris Maimone
Guy to friend: No, man, I mean…she's not a *whore* whore, just a whore.
Outside City Bistro
Hoboken, New Jersey
Overheard by: Chris Maimone
Random freshman: And then this junior girl came up to me and was like, “look at this penis on my locker…his name is Napoleon.”
Lakeland Regional High School
Wanaque, New Jersey
Overheard by: kristina
Professor: The floor's getting further away the older I get, but there's always Jack Daniels and Percocet.
Rutgers University
New Jersey
Overheard by: hopes he never gets THAT old
Annoying girl #1: She's the only girl I know that really wants to fuck a 90-year-old man.
Annoying girl #2: I really would!
Chilis, New Jersey
Overheard by: K
Random old guy: I've been pregnant for 12 months.
Paramus, New Jersey
Overheard by: Russ
Girl #1: Aren't you proud of me?
Girl #2: I am! But I'm also proud of you for other things, like… (long silence)
Tiger Noodles
Princeton, New Jersey
Overheard by: Brokeass Harem
