New Jersey

(little girl follows older sister into the bathroom)
Older sister: Sarah, do not come in here with me! I'm on the phone!
Sarah: But I have to go to the bathroom! Besides, you're just talking to your boyfriend.
Older sister: Sarah, I mean it! Go up to the room.
Sarah: You know daddy doesn't let me go in the elevator by myself.
Older sister: Just do it, he's not going to know.
Sarah: But someone could take me!
Older sister: Yeah right, who would want you?
Sarah: The Vice President of the United States!

Marriot Hotel
Teaneck, New Jersey

Emo girl to emo friend: They have a whole Harry Potter section…I love the world!

Borders
Manalapan, New Jersey

Girl on cell: I just took off my bra to make weight. Dignity? Gone.

Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Competition
Morristown, New Jersey

Overheard by: Ladle

Asian chick: I don't even like pecan pie. Do you?
White chick: I love it!
(long pause)
Asian chick: Why are we friends?

Jersey City, New Jersey

Overheard by: Virginia

Guy to date: She cheated on me, so I dumped her. Then I cheated on her and two weeks later we were back together.

Freehold, New Jersey

Guy #1: Man, it's all cloudy down there.
Guy #2: Yeah…
Guy #1: You know, that's the problem with America… we have a lot of clouds.

Newark Airport, New Jersey

Overheard by: Romulo Escamilla