New Jersey

Claire Was Significantly Less Thrilled with the “Mysteries Solved by Cats” Section

Emo girl to emo friend: They have a whole Harry Potter section…I love the world!

Borders
Manalapan, New Jersey

Posted on September 6, 2008
Books, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Happiness, New Jersey, Stores

This Suddenly Turned Into a Whole Different Kind Of Tournament

Girl on cell: I just took off my bra to make weight. Dignity? Gone.

Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Competition
Morristown, New Jersey

Overheard by: Ladle

Posted on August 31, 2008
Clothing, Default, Girls, New Jersey, Pride

'Cause Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut?

Asian chick: I don't even like pecan pie. Do you?
White chick: I love it!
(long pause)
Asian chick: Why are we friends?

Jersey City, New Jersey

Overheard by: Virginia

Posted on August 28, 2008
Asians, Chicks, Default, Feelings, Food, New Jersey, Questions

After Instating a “Don't Ask, Don't Tell” Policy

Guy to date: She cheated on me, so I dumped her. Then I cheated on her and two weeks later we were back together.

Freehold, New Jersey

Posted on August 23, 2008
Default, Guys, Infidelity, Memory lane, New Jersey

Londoners: “Talk to the Hand”

Guy #1: Man, it's all cloudy down there.
Guy #2: Yeah…
Guy #1: You know, that's the problem with America… we have a lot of clouds.

Newark Airport, New Jersey

Overheard by: Romulo Escamilla

Posted on August 16, 2008
Airports & flights, Default, Guys, New Jersey, Stupidity, Weather

We Don't Make These Up

Annoying daughter: Ewww, don't order broccoli pizza. That's gross!
White trash mom: Smell my armpit.
Annoying daughter: Okay!
White trash mom: Here, smell this one too.

Roma Pizza
Ocean City, New Jersey

Overheard by: grossed out

Posted on August 13, 2008
Default, Etiquette, Food, Gripes, Kids, Moms, New Jersey, Offers and requests, Restaurants