Little girl: I’ll tell you what my daddy looks like. He has eyeglasses and he’s a woman.
Car dealer
Midwest City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Reiza
Little girl: I’ll tell you what my daddy looks like. He has eyeglasses and he’s a woman.
Car dealer
Midwest City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Reiza
Chick on cell: Well, they had their flaws, but you know what I mean… I was thinking about Mike last night. Oh, how I would like to get back with him now that I’m kind of looking for a relationship and he’s not on speed anymore…
Oklahoma
Chick #1: Are you drunk?
Chick #2: Just a little. I only had two drinks!
Chick #1: What about you?
Chick #3: No, I ate a pot brownie! I made them all by myself! I’m so proud!
O’Colly newsroom, Oklahoma State University
Oklahoma
Overheard by: The Designated Driver
Mom #1: Well, you are blonde, you know!
Mom #2: Yeah, well, I’m not blonde everywhere!
Mom #1: Well, I don’t know how that works…
Panera Bread
Norman, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Freelance Mama
Guy: Dude, I’ll hook you up. My wife is hot, but her friends are hotter.
Tulsa, Oklahoma
