Oklahoma

Female yuppie: When my daughter was nine months old, she was eating tiramisu… with espresso in it!

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Overheard by: Kab00m

Guy: It'll make more sense once you figure it out.

Stillwater, Oklahoma

Female passerby: Unless you can see an arm dangling out of her vagina, you should never ask a woman if she's pregnant!

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Overheard by: Renizzle

Woman walking out to parking lot to random guy: Hey dude, I have a picture of you in your underwear! Are you Jared's roommate?

Mexican Restaurant
Stillwater, Oklahoma

Overheard by: Confused yet amused vet student

Little girl walking behind mom: Mom, did you hit me in the head with your phone!
Mom: No, I didn't, I don't even have my phone out! (looks down at hand) Oh, yes I do. Did it hurt?

Eskimo Joe's
Stillwater, Oklahoma

Overheard by: Cameron