Female yuppie: When my daughter was nine months old, she was eating tiramisu… with espresso in it!
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Kab00m
Female yuppie: When my daughter was nine months old, she was eating tiramisu… with espresso in it!
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Kab00m
Guy: It'll make more sense once you figure it out.
Stillwater, Oklahoma
Female passerby: Unless you can see an arm dangling out of her vagina, you should never ask a woman if she's pregnant!
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Renizzle
Woman walking out to parking lot to random guy: Hey dude, I have a picture of you in your underwear! Are you Jared's roommate?
Mexican Restaurant
Stillwater, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Confused yet amused vet student
Little girl walking behind mom: Mom, did you hit me in the head with your phone!
Mom: No, I didn't, I don't even have my phone out! (looks down at hand) Oh, yes I do. Did it hurt?
Eskimo Joe's
Stillwater, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Cameron