Woman watching gorilla eat poo: I’m sorry, but there is no way I evolved from that.
Oklahoma City Zoo
Oklahoma
Overheard by: Mikie
Woman watching gorilla eat poo: I’m sorry, but there is no way I evolved from that.
Oklahoma City Zoo
Oklahoma
Overheard by: Mikie
Kid #1: Michael Jackson? I think he died.
Kid #2: He died?
Kid #1: Yeah. He killed someone and then he died.
Kid #2: Oh, yeah, I remember.
Golden Corral
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Chick: I’d love it if my boobs were pink. I’d never wear a shirt if my breasts were hot pink.
Oklahoma State University-Stillwater
Oklahoma
Overheard by: The Opinionator
Underage girl: I don't close my legs. (more defiantly) I won't.
Norman Regional Hospital
Norman, Oklahoma
Black guy to white girl: I hate black people!
White girl: You hate yourself?
Black guy: No. I just hate black people. They're always late. And they tell me to wear my pants down. I made friends with a white supremacist.
White girl: But they hate you!
Black guy: He liked me…
Norman, Oklahoma
Teacher: Alright, how many of you have been to a national park?
Student #1: I’ve been to Yellowstone.
Teacher: Okay, good. Anyone else?
Bimbette: Oh, I’ve been to Central Park.
Student #2: That isn’t near anything that has any geographical importance.
Bimbette: Yeah, it does. It’s in Pennsylvania. Duh.
Oklahoma
Overheard by: lauren.
Old man: If you’re having sex twice a day, you don’t need to go to the doctor!
IHOP
Stillwater, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Breanne S.
Guy: It’s from Star Trek! I know it is! Bet me!
Claremore, Oklahoma
Overheard by: I work with dorks
20-something guy: I had a threesome once with two lesbians. They were eating each other's pussies out. It was fun.
20-something girl: You liked it?
20-something guy: I didn't say I liked it. I said it was fun.
Norman, Oklahoma
Visiting Chinese professor: We like Clinton for his love stories.
University of Tulsa
Tulsa, Oklahoma
