They Usually Ask You to Do It for Them

Sorostitute: Hey, you guys, can police just, like, pull cars over?

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/

Overheard by: pineapple girl

Posted on November 26, 2013
Overheard at Cornell, Sorority types, Stupidity

Lycopenes Seemed Important at the Time

Chick: It was a bad night… I was drunk… and high… and I ate half a bottle of ketchup.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/11/hahaoops.html

Overheard by: xcuterboix

Posted on November 26, 2013
Chicks, Drinking & drunks, Gossip, Overheard at Cornell

Bob, How Many Times Did You Get Checked Tonight?

Dude #1: Why are we walking through the engineering quad?
Dude #2: C’mon man, it’s like the hypotenuse… It makes sense!
Dude #3: Dude, we just got out of hockey and you guys are talking about fourth dimensions?

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/11/halloween-mania-part-2.html

Overheard by: marcella

Posted on November 17, 2013
Education, Friends, Overheard at Cornell

Wish I Could Say the Same for You

Boyfriend: Hey, did you guys go see the camel?
Girlfriend: No, where is it?
Pal: Don’t even bother. It’s so ugly. It looks so out of place… It’s probably thinking, ‘What the hell am I doing in Ithaca?! I could probably be scoring hot camel chicks in Egypt or something.’
Boyfriend: That’s what I think every day.
Girlfriend: What?
Boyfriend: Don’t worry, babe, I’m sure he’ll get laid by another loner camel in Ithaca.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/05/huge-update.html/

Overheard by: willard straight, also dj-mee