And Also That I, Like, Have a License to Practice Medicine

Chick on cell: I mean, I feel kind of dumb, like, registering to vote and, like, not knowing what’s going on and then, like, voting anyway. But, I mean, it’s cool that I can vote.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part-1.html

Overheard by: rv

Posted on June 7, 2014
Overheard at Cornell, Philosophy, Sorority types

In Small Doses, Obviously

Drunk girl: That is so funny, because I love underprivileged children!

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/happy-easter-if-youre-one-of-them.html

Overheard by: ad’a

Posted on December 4, 2013
Drunks, Jobs & Careers, Overheard at Cornell

The Emo Ranch Is Down the Road

Guy: So at this Texas game ranch they release emos, and you shoot at them… I mean, emus.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/09/computer-back-sun-resolved-everyone.html

Overheard by: pace

Posted on December 2, 2013
Gossip, Idiots, Overheard at Cornell, Words

He Has a Right to Know Why Your Water Broke in His Classroom

Girl: Why would I tell Professor Turner I’m pregnant? I haven’t even told my parents yet.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/02/monday-madness.html

Overheard by: bailey

Posted on November 28, 2013
Overheard at Cornell, Pregnancy, Students

I Think I Can Dig Up Some Gay Porn to Support That Thesis

Hippie student: So, did the oil man and thong man work together?
Professor: One could only hope.

Archaeology class
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/more-more-more.html

Overheard by: squirrely mcsquirrel

Posted on November 28, 2013
Class, Education, Hippies, Overheard at Cornell, Students, Teachers

And Who Grooms Me

Dude: I’m so glad I have a code monkey as a roommate so I don’t have to live with someone who–
Code monkey roommate, interrupting: –Is happy?
Dude: Exactly.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/halloween-mania-part-1.html

Overheard by: doug

Posted on November 28, 2013
Friends, Happiness, Overheard at Cornell

Okay, Now’s Not the Time. Fine.

Nerd #1: You know, we never really have to grow up. We just have to know when to act like we’re actually adults.
Nerd #2 with laptop: Shut up, I’m watching Batman: The Animated Series.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/12/big-honking-update.html

Overheard by: doug

Posted on November 28, 2013
Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Laptops, Overheard at Cornell, TV shows

So Now I’ve Got This Sore or Whatever

Girl #1: So I was, like, in this hot tub with this guy, and we’re, like, making out or whatever.
Girl #2: Uh-huh…
Girl #1: And then I go, ‘What’s your name?’ And I think he said something, but I was like, ‘Whatever.’

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/12/big-honking-update.html

Overheard by: alex b.