Woman sitting in front of bank: Ya know, I don't believe in earthquakes…
Market Street
San Francisco, California
Woman sitting in front of bank: Ya know, I don't believe in earthquakes…
Market Street
San Francisco, California
Old man: If you’re having sex twice a day, you don’t need to go to the doctor!
IHOP
Stillwater, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Breanne S.
Kid: Reading isn’t natural.
Taco Del Mar
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: with a friend, listening to her kid talk with another kid
Drunk queer: There are so many people in the world — especially when you factor in everyone.
Charlottesville, Virginia
Overheard by: I’d say that’s the best way to do it
Umpire to catcher and kicker during kickball game: Now, legally you’re allowed to pants each other.
National Mall
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Satsuki
Professor: Like, for example, my wife loves Everybody Loves Raymond. I think it's…well, I think it's the death of all art.
Catholic University of America
Washington, DC
Professor: It’s like giving kids gateway drugs, but for the greater good.
Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Claire
Guy: Once you’ve seen him in his underwear you want to be just like him.
Huber’s restaurant
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/03/briefing.html
Overheard by: rich
Mom to child: We are not buying food for imaginary people.
McDonald’s, Redcliffe
Queensland
Australia
Overheard by: Ashley
Five-year-old boy walking past deli: Awww… Why do they have to kill chickens?
Seven-year-old sister: Because the chicken is the natural enemy of man.
Maryland
Overheard by: Gary Lewis
