Teen girl #1: Isn’t that, like, dangerous?
Teen girl #2: Well, yeah, but I’m at the point in my life where getting wasted is more important than not dying.

Newbury Street
Boston, Massachusetts

Upset 20-something girl: I don't like things where things are things inside of things!

Drexel University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Zywiec

Man to another, letting him board bus first: I always say, ‘Age before beauty.’
Bus driver: I always say, ‘Somebody get on the damn bus.’

Bus, Belmont Avenue
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Bardley

Guy: I think the reason I’m attracted to lesbians is their indifference to men.

Hobo #1: Man, you never even realize it — you start to watch The Price Is Right instead of filing your taxes, and then bam — you’re shitting in the park and wiping your ass with newspaper.
Hobo #2: Yeah, man. For me it was Cops.

Guy to another: Running naked with a sword is just not a good idea.


Man on cell: Maybe if I painted it white and drew a filter on it, she’d let me put it in her mouth.

Leavenworth, Kansas

Overheard by: Mark Smith

Philosopher: The world would be a better place if everyone wore pants.

Overheard by: sarah

Drunk girl: You don’t read?!
Guy: No. I think you should live life, not read about it in a book.
Drunk girl, slowly: I find that worse than being fucked up the ass.

Columbia, Missouri

Girl to friends: I mean, if you’re talking about who he’s technically going out with, then she’s the girlfriend and I’m the other woman. But, I mean… If you’re talking about who he confides in more, I’m the girlfriend and she’s the other woman.

Dobbs Ferry, New York

Overheard by: Lex