Boy, while AC/DC’s “You Shook Me All Night Long” plays: Is this song about bacon?
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/depends_how_undercooked_it_was.html
Boy, while AC/DC’s “You Shook Me All Night Long” plays: Is this song about bacon?
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/depends_how_undercooked_it_was.html
12-year-old: It’s my birthday! You said you would be nice to me today!
9-year-old sibling: No, I said I wouldn’t hurt you today.
Washington, Illinois
Overheard by: Laura
Five-year-old boy walking past deli: Awww… Why do they have to kill chickens?
Seven-year-old sister: Because the chicken is the natural enemy of man.
Maryland
Overheard by: Gary Lewis
Kid to mom in car with windows up: Mom! I peed outside today! Mom! Did you hear what I said? I peed outside today! [Mom doesn’t respond.] Mom! Mom! I peed outside today! I peed outside today!
Mom, opening the door: Shut up and get in the car.
Kindercare, 196th Street
Lynnwood, Washington
Overheard by: snickerpants
Toddler: Mommy, I want my boogers back!
Bus
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia
Woman: It’s like paradise!
Small child, excitedly: A paradise where you get killed!
Woman, happily: I’ll kill you!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/04/yeah_thats_so_cute.html
Overheard by: ethan I make whittier prettier park
Five-year-old boy: Mommy, I’m gonna scrape your eye out. I take your eyeball right out! Scrape, scrape, scrape! Take, take, take! I got your eyeball, hahaha!
Seattle, Washington
Son: Dad, how do people have sex with dogs?
Father, philosophical: Same reason people have sex with sheep… Or horses.
Son: Well, how do dogs get pregnant, then?
Father, quickly: Humans can’t get dogs pregnant.
Son: But how do the dogs get pregnant from having sex in the ass?
Father, worried: Nobody can get pregnant from anal sex!
Son: Yeah! Doggy-style!
Father, nervous: Bitches get done in the vagina, which you can do from the back. Believe me, it’s back there if you look for it. Dogs never do anal sex — only people do that.
Son: Hmmm…
Bay area, California
Overheard by: I don’t wanna look that hard
Encouraging seven-year-old girl to another: You can always use weapons.
Elementary school playground
Mount Vernon, New York
Eight-year-old boy to self while looking at China teapots: I just love the stuff in here. It’s so breakable — that’s what’s great about it. That, and it’s shiny.
500 Shawnee Street
Leavenworth, Kansas
Overheard by: Rachel
