Should have used a condom

Group of little girls to window poster: Hannah Montana! Hannah Montana! Hannah Montana!
Exasperated father: Don’t kiss that!

Mall
San Diego, California

Boy watching Indiana Jones: Why are the Nazis always the bad guys?
Thug: Who are they supposed to be?

Flowing Wells High School
Tucson, Arizona

Mom: Do you want to take your coat off?
Toddler: Go to hell!

Wal-Mart
Hendersonville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Tanner

Little girl reading plastic bag: “Value village.” Value village? Do you know what that is?
Mother: It's a store.
Little girl: It just makes me so happy.

Toronto
Canadia

Loud fat ghetto chick to baby: See dat? See dat baby walking? That's what you need to be doing. I'm sick of carrying yo' ass around.

Target Parking Lot
Florissant, Missouri

Four-year-old: Mommy, are you having a breakdown? [Bored mother ignores child.] Mommy, I’m having a breakdown!

National Gallery
Edinburgh
Scotland

Child #1: Let’s play house!
Child #2 to child #3: You’re the baby! [Children #1 and #2 start slapping child #3.]Child #3: Stop the game! Stop the game!

Windjammer Inn
Burlington, Vermont

Punk kid to friend arriving in mom's minivan: Dude, you missed it! We just got kicked out of Toys “R” Us! It was so awesome!

Outside Movie Theatre
Atlanta, Georgia

Kid: Reading isn’t natural.

Taco Del Mar
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: with a friend, listening to her kid talk with another kid

Boy, while AC/DC’s “You Shook Me All Night Long” plays: Is this song about bacon?

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/depends_how_undercooked_it_was.html