Four-year-old to mom: Mom, you should get a new husband — one that will do more stuff with us. And Daddy can get a new wife — a skinny wife.
Orlando, Florida
Four-year-old to mom: Mom, you should get a new husband — one that will do more stuff with us. And Daddy can get a new wife — a skinny wife.
Orlando, Florida
Man with camera: No, smile. There’s no frowning allowed on MySpace anymore. It’s a rule. If you want your picture there, you have to smile.
Six-year-old son: Okay.
Man, to other young son: And you — be serious. No, not like that. Beyond serious. Like you lost your dog — that serious. No, even more — like you lost your truck!
Ice rink
Asheville, North Carolina
Teacher: You will build a car from a mouse trap.
Student #1: Those things are dangerous!
Teacher: What?
Student #1: People have died from them!
Student #2: Who’s died from a mousetrap?
Student #1: Over 16 babies have been killed by mousetraps.
Teacher, after pause: People, keep your babies away from it.
http://overheardinhighschool.blogspot.com/
Young black dude to white dude: … And don’t ever use Viagra unless you really need it. My balls were itching like crazy.
Modesto, California
Overheard by: Donster
Guy to another: Dude… just use Viagra.
School hallway
Mississauga, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Phoenix
Four-year-old girl: Mommy, I really think you’re over-analyzing this.
Dallas, Texas
Scottish woman to bald Brit: If you get her number, I’m buying you a bed-in-a-bag.
Boylston Street
Boston, Massachusetts
Old teacher, petting student’s hair: Your hair is so pretty. When you graduate, you should donate it to the blind.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Shakananananawanda
Guy #1: You gotta clean yo’ fingernails up!
Guy #2: Mmm-hm.
Guy #1: You stop smokin’ crack, you clean yo’ toes up nice, too!
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/clean-and-sober.html
Girl on cell: … And don’t let her dress you in drag — she likes doing that.
Asheville, North Carolina
