Next Time Put the Message in a Bottle

Girl in stall: I have paper stuck in my vagina.
Friend: You might not want to say that, there’s people here.
Girl in stall: Why is vagina a bad word?

Ladies Room, Foreplay Bar
Portland, Maine

Overheard by: How did it get there?

Posted on April 27, 2026
Advice, Bars & Clubs, Default, Etiquette, Friends, Girls, Maine, Questions, Restroom, Stupidity, Vagina, Words

Your Soul Is Irredeemably Banal

Spaced-out kid: And I think it was some kind of message in that out-of-body experience. Like, it was my soul trying to tell me that after I finished puking, I should take a shower.
Teenage queer: Your dreams are fucked.

St. Andrew’s College
Aurora
Canadia

Posted on April 23, 2026
Advice, Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Douching, Druggies, Drugs, Feelings, Friends, Guys, Queers, Teens, Weirdness

It’s Also a Bathroom of a Sort

Girl: Can you tell me where the bathroom is?
Woman: Yeah, it’s at the end of this hallway. Just don’t look in the cage there.

Highland, Utah

Overheard by: A tiny bit worried…!

Posted on April 22, 2026
Advice, Default, Girls, Questions, Utah, Weirdness, Women

When Shown That They Do Exist, He Fainted

Grungy dude, pointing to expensive vacuum: You should get this one. It sucks up everything!
Girlfriend: Yeah, but I don’t have much carpet. I need, like, a Broom Vac or something.
Grungy dude: A Broom Vac?! Put down the crack pipe!

Target
Baltimore, Maryland

Posted on April 16, 2026
Advice, Compare and contrast, Couples, Default, Drugs, Girls, Guys, Maryland, Stores, Technology

We’re More Of a Honky Hut Family

Black student to white teacher: So we’re going to Sarasota to visit a college up there. Do you know the easiest way to get there?
White teacher: Sure! You can take I-75 straight up, and if you want to stop for something to eat, there’s Cracker Barrel all over the place.
Black student: Cracker Barrel? Umm, no, I don’t think so…

Design and Architecture High School
Miami, Florida