And Had a Dream About It.

Thug on cell: Fuck off, man. Don’t even try arguing with me. I’m a fucking expert on this shit. I wikipedia-ed it last night.

Carousel Mall
Syracuse, New York

Posted on December 31, 2025
Advice, Bragging, Default, Etiquette, Guys, Insults, Internet, Malls, New York, On the phone, Thugs

What’s This Irrational Fear of Joan of Arc?

Man on cell: I wouldn’t worry about her though, she’s dead.

Newark airport
Newark, New Jersey

Overheard by: catherine

Posted on December 29, 2025
Advice, Airports & flights, Death & dying, Default, Etiquette, Feelings, Guys, New Jersey, On the phone

Mom’s Been Forcing Her to Watch Seventh Heaven, to No Avail

Goth girl: I’m so proud of my sister. The rest of her classmates are doing their final projects on chihuahuas and stuff like that. My sister? Serial killers.
Friend: Dude, you’re turning her into a you.
Goth girl: I know! My mom is so pissed at me.

Highlands Ranch, Colorado

Posted on December 28, 2025
Advice, Bragging, Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Family ties, Friends, Girls, Goths, Kids, Pride, Weirdness

Mango: Nobody Touch Me!

Lady on PA system: United 119 passengers can claim their baggage at carousel D… D as in delicious. Delicious mango. Delicious, delicious mangoes.

Logan International Airport
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: John Y

Posted on December 27, 2025
Advice, Airports & flights, Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Fruit, Massachusetts, Offers and requests, Public transportation, Sensory experiences, Weirdness, Women, Words

Might Want to Start Off with “I’m Straight.”

Girl: Look, you have to tell her.
Guy: I can’t tell her! I’ve kept this for so long!
Girl: If she really loves you that much she’ll understand.
Guy: How can I tell the girl that I love that I don’t like musicals?!

Bruin Walk, UCLA
California

Overheard by: if that’s the worst thing in your relationship…

Posted on December 26, 2025
Advice, California, Colleges & Universities, Default, Fears, Girls, Guys, Movies, Relationships

Watch Her Do What, Exactly?

Man on cell: One needs to do two things: Read Tolstoy and watch Paris Hilton.

http://lefulelve.freeblog.hu/archives/2008/03/02/2981402/

Posted on December 24, 2025
About celebrities, Advice, Books, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, On the phone, Other sites

And Live in a Parental-Notification State

Teen girl #1: Oh my god! Really? Well, even though you’re three weeks late, you totally don’t have to worry until a month after you guys actually did it. So you’ve definitely got at least a week left until you need to start worrying.
Teen girl #2: … Really?
Teen girl #1: Yes, I’m completely sure. You’re totally fine. Golden. Except that you’re 17 and might be pregnant.

Dallas Airport
Dallas, Texas