Mango: Nobody Touch Me!

Lady on PA system: United 119 passengers can claim their baggage at carousel D… D as in delicious. Delicious mango. Delicious, delicious mangoes.

Logan International Airport
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: John Y

Posted on December 27, 2025
Advice, Airports & flights, Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Fruit, Massachusetts, Offers and requests, Public transportation, Sensory experiences, Weirdness, Women, Words

Might Want to Start Off with “I’m Straight.”

Girl: Look, you have to tell her.
Guy: I can’t tell her! I’ve kept this for so long!
Girl: If she really loves you that much she’ll understand.
Guy: How can I tell the girl that I love that I don’t like musicals?!

Bruin Walk, UCLA
California

Overheard by: if that’s the worst thing in your relationship…

Posted on December 26, 2025
Advice, California, Colleges & Universities, Default, Fears, Girls, Guys, Movies, Relationships

Watch Her Do What, Exactly?

Man on cell: One needs to do two things: Read Tolstoy and watch Paris Hilton.

http://lefulelve.freeblog.hu/archives/2008/03/02/2981402/

Posted on December 24, 2025
About celebrities, Advice, Books, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, On the phone, Other sites

And Live in a Parental-Notification State

Teen girl #1: Oh my god! Really? Well, even though you’re three weeks late, you totally don’t have to worry until a month after you guys actually did it. So you’ve definitely got at least a week left until you need to start worrying.
Teen girl #2: … Really?
Teen girl #1: Yes, I’m completely sure. You’re totally fine. Golden. Except that you’re 17 and might be pregnant.

Dallas Airport
Dallas, Texas

Posted on December 20, 2025
Advice, Airports & flights, Default, Fears, Friends, Girls, Pregnancy, Sexuality, Teens, Texas

For the Last Time, These Are Tabs of E.

Four-year-old boy to eight-year-old sister: Geez! Just take some Midol and relax!

Six Flags
Maryland

Posted on December 18, 2025
Advice, Default, Health & Hygiene, Kids, Maryland

And You’re Not in a Relationship Just because She Says So

Meathead to another: Dude, are you in a relationship? ‘Cause if you’re not in a relationship, you don’t have to call her ever. Do you hear me? Ever!

Safeway
Ellensburg, Washington

Posted on December 14, 2025
Advice, Default, Jocks, Questions, Relationships, Stores, Washington

Just Yell “Let’s Go, Yankees” Instead

Conductor: The worst thing that you can do in an emergency is to pull the emergency cord. Never pull the emergency cord if it is an emergency!

Boston subway
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: daily commuter

Posted on December 2, 2025
Advice, Conductors, Default, Massachusetts, Public transportation

But Smokers and Belchers Rise Straight to the Top

Grandpa to grandson: … And no one but nobody can be a young leader if they crack their knuckles!

Washington, DC

Posted on November 30, 2025
Advice, Default, Family, Health & Hygiene, Lies, Old folks, Washington, DC

Embrace Your Degradation

Ticket collector: The bus is now here. Anyone going to Camden, Malden, or Newark, please step forward.
Custodian: Come on, step forward. You don’t gotta be embarrassed if you’re going to Newark.

Greyhound Station
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on November 29, 2025
Advice, Blue collar, Default, Pennsylvania, Public transportation

Old Breadsticks Will Also Do in a Pinch

Guy: You gotta watch out for the Italian Air Force, dude. They’ve got, like, hang-gliders, and guys who throw rocks.

University of Maryland, College Park
Maryland

Overheard by: Sara

Posted on November 28, 2025
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Maryland, Students, Violence

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