Bimbette #1: Wait, is a bird a mammal? I don’t think it’s a mammal…
Bimbette #2: I think a bird is, like, its own species.
B train
Boston, Massachusetts
Bimbette #1: Wait, is a bird a mammal? I don’t think it’s a mammal…
Bimbette #2: I think a bird is, like, its own species.
B train
Boston, Massachusetts
Bimbette #1: This is in good shape considering it was under six feet of water.
Bimbette #2: It’s not still underwater, is it?
New Orleans, Louisiana
Bimbette on cell: Oh, okay, so she can’t gain any more weight. That should be easy — she’s only at the beginning of the pregnancy. She just has to stop eating.
Princeton University
Princeton, New Jersey
Preppy freshman chick leaving dining hall: So, life decision for today: I want to become a Gummi Bear!
University of Mary Washington
Fredericksburg, Virginia
Overheard by: Anna Deaton
Bimbette #1: Ewww, you did Brandon? Why? He’s so ugly!
Bimbette #2: He had a pet shark…
Climbing gym
Virginia
Chick to friend: You should marry a fish! Then you can have sex and have mermaid babies!
High school
Marietta, Georgia
Overheard by: me
Teen girl: Oh, I always thought Hiroshima was a person.
Criminalise War Conference
Kuala Lumpur
Malaysia
Blonde: So if you don't swallow it, where does it go?
Brunette, exasperated: I don't know, I dodge it!
Dorm
Amherst, Massachusetts
Bimbette, inquiring about exam during review: Yeah, but, like — what if you, like, can’t think that hard?
Ohio University
Athens, Ohio
Teacher: Alright, how many of you have been to a national park?
Student #1: I’ve been to Yellowstone.
Teacher: Okay, good. Anyone else?
Bimbette: Oh, I’ve been to Central Park.
Student #2: That isn’t near anything that has any geographical importance.
Bimbette: Yeah, it does. It’s in Pennsylvania. Duh.
Oklahoma
Overheard by: lauren.
