15-year-old thug, to thug friends: Hmm… P.S. I Love You. That was actually a pretty good movie.
Promenade de Cathedral
Montreal
Canadia
Overheard by: Reb
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On the Plus Side, It Totally Livens Up the Post Office Line
Girl: It’s like, you’re just doing whatever, and suddenly you’re in the middle of an orgy, you know?
Friend: Yeah, I totally know.
Memorial University, St. John’s
Newfoundland, Canadia
Overheard by: Clearly doing
Tell Anyone, And I’ll Burn You With This Acid Exfoliant
Guy #1: What is that?
Guy #2, holding sunscreen: Oh, it’s sport sunscreen. My mom made bring it.
Guy #3: Dude. Why do you have so many ointments?
Guy #2: The back of my legs get burnt.
Guy #1: You moisturize?
Canada’s Wonderland
Vaughan, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Shan
…Yada Yada Yada, E. Coli.
Guy to girlfriend: I thought it would be funny to eat an O’Henry while pooing.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Alywishus
If They Want To Help the Economy
Drunk guy: Everyone in this room should get hair extensions.
Toronto
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Meech
90% of the Time, Your Kids Won’t Even Appreciate Your Brilliance
Small child, pointing to an “eat pussy” graffiti painted on the side of a restaurant: Daddy, what does that say?
Father: It’s a menu.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Chikara
Isn’t That Kind of Gilding the Lily?
Girl: Hey, Chantelle*! Chantelle!
Chantelle: What?
Girl: Did you bring skank boots?
Chantelle: Yeah.
Drama class, All Saints High School
Whitby, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: freshman whisperer
Might Even Trump the Popularity of Pregnant or Fat?
Black guy: You keep hearing about how racist Britain’s getting, it’s pretty scary.
White girlfriend: Oh, totally. I think that before anyone in that country over 40 is allowed to make a public statement they should take a test that’s like “is this quaint, or just racist?” and if they fail they shouldn’t be allowed to say anything.
Black guy: That would be an awesome game show.
Calgary
Alberta
Canadia
We’re Guessing IT Teachers Hear This Joke a Lot
IT teacher: So if the CPU usage is really high, choose “end process tree” to kill the process.
Student in back, mumbling: That’s what she said…
IT teacher: Damn right that’s what she said!
Waterloo
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Sunny
The “My Little Pony” Gang Is More Vicious Than You’d Think
Chick #1: Oh my god, Latonya! You should’ve written down ‘Bubbles’!
Chick #2: Bubbles?
Latonya: Yeah, that’s my gangster name. I know it’s not tough, but I still like it!
All Saints High School
Whitby, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: male student reluctantly forced into a group
