Thanks, Hymen Repair!

Sorority girl: It only took me one year and forty hookups to find a boyfriend, but I'm definitely not a slut!

Athens, Georgia

Overheard by: Jessica

Posted on July 22, 2020
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Plastic Shoes with Holes in the Tops Make Much More Sense.

Girl #1, sifting through shirts on table: Oh my god, these v-necks are so freaking cute.
Girl #2: Yeah…if this one didn't have sharks on it. If there's one thing I hate is sharks. Who puts sharks on shirts nowadays, anyway?

Urban Outfitters
San Francisco, California

Posted on July 21, 2020
Animals, Clothes, Default, Feelings, Girls, Questions, San Francisco, Stores

Once Same-Sex Marriage Was Legal, Boston Got Really Squirrely

Guy: Fuck my dead uncle!
Girl: You're not even wearing headphones!

Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on July 18, 2020
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…Or Me Having to Give It.

20-something woman preparing turkey to guy: I'm not sure what's worse, pulling all this out of the turkey's ass, or you taking it in the ass last night.

Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: At least some one had a happy thanksgiving

Posted on July 18, 2020
Ass, Backdoor, Compare and contrast, Default, Florida, Women

Drunk Voting Hasn't Worked for Me in Prior Years

Girl: I'm so nervous that I'm going to somehow accidentally vote for Romney.

George Mason University
Fairfax, Virginia

Posted on July 17, 2020
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Is That by Herbal Essences?

Bottle blonde: Oh my god, you have to tell me where you got your color done!
Natural blonde gentleman: Bitch, this comes from Adonis genes gifted from on high.

Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: Dr. Iniego Strangelove

Posted on July 16, 2020
Compare and contrast, Default, Euphemisms, Florida, Girls, Guys, Insults, Offers and requests, Science

Guy: Mind! I Said I Wouldn’t Mind!

Drunk girl on cell: What? … I’m so drunk I can’t even hear… I want to do naughty things to you… So, you’re saying if I were to lick and suck you, you wouldn’t care?

Fiddler’s Green
Winter Park, Florida

Overheard by: grossed out because she’s not even cute

Posted on July 13, 2020
BJs, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Florida, Girls, On the phone, Sex

Ooo, You Think?

Likely-lesbian library monitor: Well, I thought I might as well just make money on it, since I'm going to be here studying anyway.
Likely-lesbian friend: Yeah, it's the same way with pot. I'm smoking it and I have it around all the time so I might as well sell it.
Likely lesbian library monitor, after long pause: You're going to be a prostitute.

College Library
Upstate New York

Overheard by: Frhetoric Douse

Posted on July 13, 2020
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Why Won't You Live Down to My Expectations of You?

Cabbie: Hey, ever get the urge to just whip out your puppies for the driver?
Girl: Um, no. (several minutes later, while getting out) Cabbie whores!

Las Vegas, Nevada

Posted on July 11, 2020
Conductors, Default, Girls, Guys, Insults, Nevada, Offers and requests

Some People Never Quite Get the Hang Of the Witness Protection Program

Middle-aged white woman, excitedly: We're from Africa! We're African! We're Mongolian!
Blonde 20-something: Mongolia's near China.
Middle-aged white woman: Exactly!

Oregon

Posted on July 11, 2020
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