Wolf Titties Are Hot This Year

Guy: It's not like he has one extra nipple… He has two.
Girl: He's like a rat!

Starbucks
Hollywood, California

Posted on August 3, 2020
Animals, California, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Nipples, Restaurants, Weirdness

Oddly Enough, He Also Does an Excellent “Moon River”

Six-year-old boy with mohawk, singing: Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?

Waiting Room
New Jersey

Overheard by: Punk music isn't what it used to be

Posted on August 1, 2020
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The Real World's Sadly Lacking in Noble Causes Worth Fighting for

20-something girl to boyfriend: You're such a nerd.
Boyfriend: We prefer “Men of Gondor.”

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Corey

Posted on July 31, 2020
Books, Couples, Default, Education, Girls, Guys, Massachusetts, Pop culture, Words

So I Sleep with the Staff at Crunch in Exchange for Membership

Girl #1: You're a fat whore. Well…minus the fat part.
Girl #2: Whatever. I'd rather be a whore than fat.
Girl #3: I like your morals!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/14/if-by-morals-you-mean-breasts-then-thanks/

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on July 30, 2020
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Diet & weight, Girls, Insults, Overheard at McGill

Sally Generally Has to Please Herself

Ancient greek professor explaining the use of infinitives: When you use an infinitive, there's a difference between saying "to walk pleases me" and "sally pleases me". -awkward silence-.

University of Kentucky, Lexington, KY

Overheard by: Interesting word choice there

Posted on July 29, 2020
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I Named My Cat “Velutinous.”

Teenage queer: How do you say 'fluffy' in science?
Random young boy: Fluffology?
Pretty woman: What?
Teenage queer: Velutinous?
Random young boy: Oh, that's sciencey.

Aurora
Ontario
Canadia