Family ties

Which Aren't Even Real– They're Chicken Cutlets!

Girl #1: My mom thinks I'm a whore cuz I ride the MAX at night.
Girl #2: My mom thinks I'm a whore cuz I have big boobs.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/american-teen.html

Overheard by: brian

Posted on October 7, 2008
Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Friends, Girls, Overheard in PDX

Look–Just Watch the Video and Let Me Know What You Think

Man on cell (angrily): Your sister keeps jerking me off… Well, not me, but your mother.

University of Hawaii, Hilo

Posted on October 4, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Guys, Hawaii, Masturbation, On the phone, Weirdness, Words

Please Ignore This Inadvertent Overshare

Girl: I wish I had a loving relationship with my feet.
Woman: What?
Girl: Oh my god, you're not my mom!

Shoe Store
Durham, North Carolina

Posted on October 3, 2008
Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Girls, North Carolina, Relationships, Stores, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

Just Like I Was Cleaning My Hand When I Slapped You Just Now

Posh old lady: Well, everyone else said that daddy shot himself, but I still contend that he fell on his gun when he was cleaning it…

Tube, London
England

Overheard by: Wendy Stephens

Posted on October 2, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, England, Family ties, Feelings, Murder, Old folks, Train, Violence, Women

Followed by Fro-Yo

Trendy girl: Yeah, so like, the mom and her daughter went and got abortions together.

Town Center
Sugar Land, TX

Posted on September 28, 2008
Abortion, Default, Family ties, Girls, Stores, Texas, Weirdness