Drunk guy: Fuck you guys! I am not gay! I love my siiister!
Penn State University
Pennsylvania
Overheard by: truth serum…
Drunk guy: Fuck you guys! I am not gay! I love my siiister!
Penn State University
Pennsylvania
Overheard by: truth serum…
Six-year-old boy playing in shipping carton: You can’t mail me! I’m your son!
Deatsville, Alabama
Overheard by: Don’t Tempt Me
20-ish redhead: My life would have been so different if I had two gay dads.
20-ish brunette: They would have dressed you in ball gowns every day.
20-ish redhead: Can you imagine the Barbies I would have had?
20-ish brunette: Wow. You would have had all the Barbies.
20-ish redhead: Barbie would have come to my birthday parties.
20-ish brunette: Yes, but she would have been a man.
Houston, Texas
Mother quickly pulling young child along: You’ll just have to get used to having a hot mom, okay?
Great American Ballpark
Cincinnati, Ohio
Overheard by: Joey-Poey
Old Russian man, gesturing: My little finger is bigger than my father’s loin.
Bread & Chocolate
Alexandria, Virginia
Overheard by: LizWasStunned
Woman: My sister and I slept together in the same bed until we were three. That was when she tried to light the house on fire.
Dalai Lama public speech, Olympic Centennial Park
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Alice
Naked guy with cock ring and whip: So, what are we doing later this evening?
Boyfriend with nipple rings, dog collar, padlock, and leash: We’re going to my parents’ for dinner, remember?
Naked guy: Oh, right. Your dad asked me to help him with the aquarium.
Boyfriend, looking at huge dildos: And I want to help my mom finish the quilt she’s working on. And we should mulch the rose garden while we’re there, too.
Folsom Street Fair
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: cultural tourist
50-ish guy: … And now I inherited his twin sister!
Woodstock, New York
Drunk mother to drunk daughter: Your sister is appearing on stage nude and you’re living with a lesbian! I raised you girls too liberal!
Chez Charlie’s Cocktails
Kansas City, Missouri
Overheard by: MustangSally
Girl #1: So, I told my dad to carry my futon up the stairs. There was no way I was going to!
Girl #2: Didn’t he just have major back surgery?
Girl #1: Yeah, but I didn’t want to strain myself. I’m, like, tiny. Plus, I had to make my room look good.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/04/oh_well_then_thats_ok.html
Overheard by: I just lost my appetite
