Guy: You really need to stop driving by my house and calling me 20 times a day.
Ex-girlfriend: Whatever. You’re acting like I’m a crazy stalker or something… And I don’t drive by your house all the time.
Guy: Well, every time I or my dad or my roommate leave the house, you’re driving away. It’s kind of creepy.
Ex-girlfriend: Oh, what? Like, I mean, I would never shoot you!
Murfreesboro, Tennessee
Guy #1, at urinal: That bitch is out of control.
Guy #2, at urinal: Yeah, she’s all kinds of fucked up. She needs to chill.
Guy #1: She needs to fuckin’ simmer. Simmer and sauté.
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/04/let-it-go-bobby-flay-just-let-it-go.html
Overheard by: teamcinnamon
College chick: You cannot do a scientific study to see which city is the least gangster!
Rally’s
Charleston, West Virginia
Overheard by: gudo
Drunk guy: America is the greatest! If you don’t like it, get out! Out with the riff-raff!
Friend: Stanley the Racist would be so proud of you.
Drunk guy: Man, it was great seeing Stanley the Racist again. Next time I see him, I’m going to give him a big man-hug.
E line
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: elena
Hurried lady, panting after running onto train: Smell like men in here!
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: r2rider
Man on phone, about his failing marriage: I did everything I could. I was nice to her, I let her do whatever she wanted, and this is what happens… Are you fucking kidding me? I was there for her 10-4!
1958 West Grand Avenue
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Roger roger
Young boy to mom: I can’t run! I’m a virgin!
Irvine, California
Four-year-old girl: Step off, Mommy!
Gainesville, Virginia
Overheard by: x-tina wif a k
Goth girl: Everybody’s speaking English! Everyone’s speaking English! And I’m goth! And nobody’s staring at me!
Train station
Perth
Australia
