Drunk guy: America is the greatest! If you don’t like it, get out! Out with the riff-raff!
Friend: Stanley the Racist would be so proud of you.
Drunk guy: Man, it was great seeing Stanley the Racist again. Next time I see him, I’m going to give him a big man-hug.
E line
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: elena
Hurried lady, panting after running onto train: Smell like men in here!
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Overheard by: r2rider
Man on phone, about his failing marriage: I did everything I could. I was nice to her, I let her do whatever she wanted, and this is what happens… Are you fucking kidding me? I was there for her 10-4!
1958 West Grand Avenue
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Roger roger
Young boy to mom: I can’t run! I’m a virgin!
Irvine, California
Four-year-old girl: Step off, Mommy!
Gainesville, Virginia
Overheard by: x-tina wif a k
Goth girl: Everybody’s speaking English! Everyone’s speaking English! And I’m goth! And nobody’s staring at me!
Train station
Perth
Australia
Drunk guy: Hey.
Passerby: Hey, how’s it going?
Drunk guy: You know when you meet that hot, cool girl and then you get drunk and turn into an asshole and she ditches you? Well, that’s where I am right now.
Passerby: Okay, well, good luck.
San Diego, California
Overheard by: some random chic
Shabby guy to friend: … So now I have to go appease all of these pregnant people…
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: Kirsten
Chick: Okay, so here’s the story — I don’t know what to do about my crackhead boyfriend. He’s, like, seriously on crack…
Friend: I really think you’re over-thinking everything…
Green line bus, University of Connecticut
Storrs, Connecticut
