Fat chick: My dad has a bow and arrow that you can probably borrow, but try the chocolate laxatives first.
Chambersburg, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: gidgetgirl
Fat chick: My dad has a bow and arrow that you can probably borrow, but try the chocolate laxatives first.
Chambersburg, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: gidgetgirl
Mother to son: One day you will eat blood, and your stomach will say, ‘Oh, no, no, no!’ and it will come right back up.
Steak & Shake
Springfield, Missouri
Overheard by: Mallory
Hot Asian girl to friend: Well, it was great talking to you. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go stick a wad of cotton in my vagina.
Oregon State University
Corvallis, Oregon
Little girl holding up toilet brush: Hey, Mom, I could scrub your butt with this when we get home if we buy it!
Target
Enfield, Connecticut
Student #1: Do you need this one?
Student #2: No, I have HIV — I just need herpes. [Several people turn and stare.] Powerpoints! I need the herpes powerpoint!
Copy room, Library, KU-Med
Kansas
Overheard by: Laughed Assless
Girl on cell: Oh my god! I was wondering why my discharge was kinda brown!
L train platform, Brown line
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: *Tina Marie*
Mom to daughter: All I’m saying is, it would really help get rid of your fat and your pimples.
Mount Vernon
Alexandria, Virginia
Overheard by: mm2105
Girl on cell: She’s either completely wasted or having a diabetic attack, I’m not sure.
Vancouver, British Columbia
Canadia
WASP lady: I bought this ring here and it really smells. Every time I put my hand up to my face it makes me want to vomit.
Jewelry shop
Alexandria, Virginia
Hipster: Anal leakage is never funny.
Charleston, South Carolina
Overheard by: Katie
