Little girl holding up toilet brush: Hey, Mom, I could scrub your butt with this when we get home if we buy it!
Target
Enfield, Connecticut
Little girl holding up toilet brush: Hey, Mom, I could scrub your butt with this when we get home if we buy it!
Target
Enfield, Connecticut
Student #1: Do you need this one?
Student #2: No, I have HIV — I just need herpes. [Several people turn and stare.] Powerpoints! I need the herpes powerpoint!
Copy room, Library, KU-Med
Kansas
Overheard by: Laughed Assless
Girl on cell: Oh my god! I was wondering why my discharge was kinda brown!
L train platform, Brown line
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: *Tina Marie*
Mom to daughter: All I’m saying is, it would really help get rid of your fat and your pimples.
Mount Vernon
Alexandria, Virginia
Overheard by: mm2105
Girl on cell: She’s either completely wasted or having a diabetic attack, I’m not sure.
Vancouver, British Columbia
Canadia
WASP lady: I bought this ring here and it really smells. Every time I put my hand up to my face it makes me want to vomit.
Jewelry shop
Alexandria, Virginia
Hipster: Anal leakage is never funny.
Charleston, South Carolina
Overheard by: Katie
Girl #1: Who would you rather sleep with, Dumbledore or Voldemort?
Girl #2: Um, Voldemort.
Girl #1: What?! Why?
Girl #2: I dunno! I mean, Dumbledore’s got that beard… Like, it might get all, you know, up in there.
Girl #1: You’d fuck pure evil because he’s clean-shaven?
Harry Potter party
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: harrynhermione
Nurse: Wow! That’s quite some rash you have there.
Patient: Yeah, I feel like a used condom.
Portland, Maine
Overheard by: devulgari
Middle-aged black woman to friend: You gotsta have TP. You gotsta wipe yo’ ass.
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Overheard by: anonymous
