Liberal student, passing photo of cute baby: Aw… [realizing it’s an ad for campus pro-life group] … Ugh.
Princeton University
New Jersey
Liberal student, passing photo of cute baby: Aw… [realizing it’s an ad for campus pro-life group] … Ugh.
Princeton University
New Jersey
Preppy girl on cell: the longest amount of time I’ve had pubic hair is three days.
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: kt
Drunk girl, loudly: Anyone who says they’ve never had an itchy asshole is just fucking lying.
Cock O the Walk Bar
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Overheard by: Beer Bitch
Four-year-old boy to eight-year-old sister: Geez! Just take some Midol and relax!
Six Flags
Maryland
Chick to friend: Can I get that pulled out of my cervix in September?
Davis Square
Somerville, Massachusetts
Coworker #1: I don’t even know what on a penis you would even pierce.
Coworker #2: I don’t, either. Let me text my brother-in-law and ask him. Maybe I can get him to send us a picture of his.
Eye clinic
Salt Lake City, Utah
Overheard by: also interested
Brunette #1, breaking silence: I hate brooms.
Brunette #2: Me, too.
Rest of group: … What?!
Cactus Club, Yaletown
Vancouver, British Columbia
Canadia
Grandpa to grandson: … And no one but nobody can be a young leader if they crack their knuckles!
Washington, DC
Flight attendant to another: I don’t mean to alarm you, but last night I went into cardiac arrest.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/cool.html
Overheard by:
Black woman on cell: I’m telling ya, they took everything out of my breasts. Every fucking thing’s gone.
Outside Fogg Art Museum
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Don’t want to know what.
