I've Only Recently Learned It Was Thomas Edison

Blond girl: I thought jesus invented sex.

Bar
Perth
Australia

Overheard by: jimbo

Posted on January 4, 2009
Australia, Bars & Clubs, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Jesus, Sex

The Gospel According to Brad

40-something suit: Jesus Christ could not possibly make Seattle more depressing.

Bus
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Carefull listener

Posted on November 25, 2008
Bus, Default, Feelings, Geography, Jesus, Suits, Washington

Good God– He's Got a Sock Puppet!

(a group of people are standing on the steps of the station, singing about Christianity)
Man, sprinting across the road: Run for your lives! He's preaching Jesus!

Flinders Street Station
Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Skeeta

Posted on November 6, 2008
Advice, Australia, Default, Fears, Guys, Jesus, Public transportation, Threats

Not the Worst Thing He Could Mean by “The Whacker”

Sunday school teacher (showing picture of Good Shepherd): Who can tell me who this is?
Kid: That's Jesus with the whacker!
Teacher (puzzled): You mean he takes the sheep out for a walk?
Kid (pointing to the shepherd's crook): No, when one of the sheep tries to get away from Jesus, he whacks them with it so they won't go!

http://overheardintheward.blogspot.com/

Posted on October 5, 2008
Default, Jesus, Kids, Other sites, Questions, Religion, Students, Teachers, Violence, Words

His Hair Desperately Needed Product

Really preppy girl to preppy friends: Like, Jesus had problems too!

Ithaca, New York

Overheard by: Ananda

Posted on September 5, 2008
Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Jesus, New York, Preppies