Masturbation

After Accidentally Stumbling Into the Gay District and Handing Him Money

Italian guy with ridiculous Bronx accent: Yeah, so I jerked the guy off…accidentally.

Elmsford, New York

Overheard by: Mark Nilges

Posted on November 7, 2008
Default, Guys, Masturbation, New York, Sexuality, Weirdness

Where an Ancient Tribe Had Scrawled Its Secrets on the Stall Wall

Teacher: You know, when I was your age we didn't have classes like this. If you wanted to learn about personal finance, you got a job. If you wanted to learn about sex, you went to the bathroom.

Rock Bridge High School
Columbia, Missouri

Posted on October 5, 2008
Advice, Age and ageing, Default, Education, Masturbation, Memory lane, Missouri, Money, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Teachers

Putting on a Sock Puppet Show– Why, What Were You Thinking?

20-something guy: I could do this all day. If you left me alone in a room with my hand, I could entertain myself all day.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Lauren

Posted on October 5, 2008
Body parts, Default, Guys, Masturbation, Time Management, Washington, DC

Look–Just Watch the Video and Let Me Know What You Think

Man on cell (angrily): Your sister keeps jerking me off… Well, not me, but your mother.

University of Hawaii, Hilo

Posted on October 4, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Guys, Hawaii, Masturbation, On the phone, Weirdness, Words

God: La La La La La–Can't Hear You!

(guy grabs girl's hand and licks cotton candy off her finger and licks finger)
Girl: Be careful, you don't where these fingers have been.
Guy: Well, I know last night they were in your vagina.
Girl: Shhh! People can hear you!
Guy: No one's even listening to us!

San Diego, California

Posted on September 4, 2008
Advice, California, Default, Etiquette, Girls, Guys, Masturbation, Sexuality, Vagina