When Yonkers Girls Make a Sexual Availability Statement

Roller girl: Whoa! That's a vagina you could accidentally fist.

Yonkers, New York

Posted on December 31, 2017
Girls, Masturbation, New York, Vagina, Weirdness

Not Much of a ‘Break’ at All, Really

Girl: So, what did you do over the break?
Guy: Well, I beat off a lot.

Saugeen snack bar
http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/2007/03/wanna-share-this-cookie.html

Overheard by: eric

Posted on April 7, 2017
Masturbation, Overheard at Western, Students

On My Deck

Girl #1: How do you like your place?
Girl #2: I've got a huge deck!
Girl #1: You were one letter away from making me a very happy woman.
Girl #2: I was one letter away from making myself a very happy woman. If I had that, I'd go fuck myself.

Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: aoK

Posted on December 9, 2016
Girls, Happiness, Maryland, Masturbation, Penis, Sex

…She Put Two Drinks Up There?

Sorority girl to another, sitting in booth: Girl, I was double-fisted all night long last night!
Gay dude #1, quite loudly, to gay dude #2: Oh my god! That is so nasty! Who on earth would ever say something like that out in public! I wouldn't want anyone to know that anyone could do anything like that to me, let alone enjoy it! Nasty bitches!
Gay dude #2 to gay dude #1, very quietly: Um, I think she meant she had a drink in both hands, you idiot.
Gay dude #1: Oh.

Chinese Restaurant
Lexington, Kentucky

Overheard by: j-we

Posted on June 22, 2016
Drinking & drunks, Insults, Kentucky, Masturbation, Queers, Restaurants, Sorority types, Wishes

Let’s Hope English Isn’t Her First Language and Move On

Old lady speaking to granddaughter: What exactly is a handjob?

Huddersfield
England

Overheard by: your how old and you don’t know what?

Posted on February 22, 2016
Euphemisms, Family, Masturbation, Old folks, Questions, UK, Women, Words

…I Don't Care What Your Forensics Team Found.

Male lecturer to friend: Well: in my defense, it wasn't my dildo.

Lancaster University
England

Posted on January 6, 2016
Colleges & Universities, England, Guys, Masturbation, Toys

When Does She Study?

Guy: Okay, but what’s the biggest problem?
Girl: It’s so annoying! Every time I go into her room she’s masturbating!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/12/guy-does-she-have-a-roommate-for-next-year-yet/

Posted on December 30, 2015
Friends, Gossip, Masturbation, Overheard at McGill

But the Question Was “When Was the Battle of Hastings?”

Guy: … Because the pope touches himself. That’s my answer for the first question. That’s my answer to any question, really.

History class
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Canadia

Overheard by: Kaiti

Posted on December 24, 2015
Canadia, Christianity, Default, Guys, Masturbation, School [Elem., Middle, & High]

…When Everyone Knows the Point Of Sex Is to Tone One's Abs.

Anthropology teacher: That's just like saying the point of sex is to have an orgasm. If that were the case you could do it yourself! There's no need to involve another person!

University of Delaware

Overheard by: Terrance Williams

Posted on August 5, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Delaware, Masturbation, Orgasm, Sex, Teachers

Because I Sure Do, As Those of You Who Are My Facebook Friends Know

Physics professor: What do you do to amuse yourselves? You don't play with yourselves?

Guelph
Canadia

Posted on August 1, 2015
Canadia, Default, Feelings, Leisure, Masturbation, Questions, Teachers, Words

Masturbation