Incredulous girl: They wanted me to do jury duty. I told them I ain't no snitch!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/271746013/the-defendant-thanks-you.html
Overheard by: that doesn?t make sense.
Incredulous girl: They wanted me to do jury duty. I told them I ain't no snitch!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/271746013/the-defendant-thanks-you.html
Overheard by: that doesn?t make sense.
Computer professor explaining design process: You can't use shortcuts until you have lots of experience, like your mom.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/382740064/thats-a-different-kind-of-experience.html
Overheard by: I bet!
Boy, while AC/DC’s “You Shook Me All Night Long” plays: Is this song about bacon?
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/depends_how_undercooked_it_was.html
Cute chick: I don’t know what’s going on, but my butt cheeks are sweating really bad.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/04/i_can_think_of_a_few_reasons.html
Overheard by: the bomb track
Woman: It’s like paradise!
Small child, excitedly: A paradise where you get killed!
Woman, happily: I’ll kill you!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/04/yeah_thats_so_cute.html
Overheard by: ethan I make whittier prettier park
Chick: The bitch got an iPod and all kinds of cash from her family. She’s totally fuckin’ spoiled and it makes me sick. I finally told her, ‘Bitch, get your own fuckin’ tampons!’
http://ohinmpls.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: craig
Bimbette #1: Can you get pregnant from giving head?
Bimbette #2: No, dumbass! Your saliva kills it before it gets to your uterus.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/04/i_guess_everyone_has_given_up.html
Overheard by: I wish I were joe mauer so I could get girls like this
Mom: If you don’t stop hitting your sister and start behaving nicely, we’re gonna go right back there and return those guns!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/03/your_first_clue.html
Overheard by: attention target shopper
Teen boy #1: Ouch.
Teen boy #2: Oweee! Did you break a nail?
Teen boy #1: Yes!
Teen boy #2: You should get manicures like I do so that won’t happen so often.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/05/what_a_nice_activity_for_daten.html
Overheard by: I get them too
Drunk guy: Yes, and this is while he was having sex and eating at the same time!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/04/we_all_know_how_that_turns_out.html
Overheard by: moogs
