Redhead gay in short shorts: Did you ever imagine yourself falling in love with a ginger vegetarian?
Smoking gay in short shorts (taking drag from cigarette): Not in a million years.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/355863076/i-love-them-2.html
Overheard by: Ian
Daughter: I hate it when things don't have a price on them.
Mother: Oh, how much is it?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/399231320/its-free-now.html
Overheard by: another tired mother
Girl #1: Soooooo, how did staying at his place go?
Girl #2: Well? (smiles)
Girl #1: You opened the muffin shop, didn't you?
Girl #2: Yeah, well, only for a night.
Girl #1: Seriously? I thought we said that was a bad idea.
Girl #2: And a morning. Sorry.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/417242381/tonight-were-going-out-for-coffee.html
Overheard by: Ian
Teenage girl: How about a duke shot glass?
Friend: How old is your brother?
Teenage girl: 12.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/448950327/youre-good-at-this.html
Overheard by: start em young
Guy outside of dressing room: Dude, what are you doing?
Guy in dressing room: I’m having some me time.
Guy outside of dressing room: I’m bored. (thinks about it for several seconds) I’ll be looking at belts.
Guy in dressing room: I’ll be looking at me.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/310148350/can-you-just-see-his-point-n-wink.html
Overheard by: business casual
Lady to another: I can’t believe it! He’s actually getting married! I mean, now he’ll have to do normal things like eat and bathe.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/id_like_men_to_master_those_ta.html
Target employee to another: The way the store is set up is to make the child misbehave and be tempted.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/382011815/now-were-blaming-the-stores.html
Overheard by: hilary!
Chick on cell: … So that’s why Grandma and Grandpa are so upset? Was adoption brought up? [Long pause, then] Do I want orange sheets?
http://ohinmpls.blogspot.com/2007/06/target-guest.html
Overheard by: sarah
Man in bathroom on cell: Hang on a sec, I am going someplace quieter. (a few seconds later) Damn, hang on. I just peed on my hand.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/443767925/nobody-saw-that-coming.html
Overheard by: did they know you were in the bathroom? Ewww.
Bearded dude: Yeah… I care a lot more about my penis than I do my friends.
Not quite as bearded dude: Oh, totally.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/270406952/you-know-what-they-say-about-loving-yourself.html
Overheard by: wondering if that is selfish, or self preservation…
