I Am One With My Car

Young woman to girl, after car accident: Do you have car insurance or anything?
College girl: Blue Cross Blue Shield.
Young woman: … Uhh… That would be health insurance.

South Burlington, Vermont

Overheard by: Charlee

Posted on March 2, 2020
Compare and contrast, Default, Offers and requests, Questions, Sorority types, Stupidity, Vermont, Women

Oh, Brother.

Sorority girl, upset: And then her other sister had sex with my sister!

University of Florida
Gainesville, Florida

Overheard by: really curious about the rest of that conversation

Posted on January 26, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Family ties, Florida, Sex, Sexuality, Sorority types, Weirdness

The Song?

Sorostitute: Like, ohmigod, Africa is like so cute!

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Ladle

Posted on November 29, 2019
Feelings, Geography, Massachusetts, Sorority types, Weirdness

And I Need Lipstick for Medicinal Purposes

College girl, handing heavy basket to boyfriend: I’m all for feminism, but I don’t like carrying heavy things.

Target
Towson, Maryland

Overheard by: Kay-ren

Posted on November 12, 2019
Compare and contrast, Gender issues, Girls, Maryland, Offers and requests, Philosophy, Sorority types, Stores

Really? Show Me.

Sorority girl #1: She’s from Missouri.
Sorority girl #2: Missouri… Is it even civilized there?

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/

Overheard by: annoyedbutamusedtesttaker

Posted on September 1, 2019
Overheard at Cornell, Questions, Sorority types

What About “Sunday, Bloody Sunday”?

College girl, while listening to Hang Me Out To Dry: Dude, I just pictured my tampon singing this song!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/289732219/taking-recycling-too-far.html

Overheard by: a. Lil

Posted on August 15, 2019
Default, Gender issues, Overheard in Minneapolis, Singing, Sorority types, Weirdness

Your Editors Googled “Lesbian Triplets” and Got Distracted by Porn

College girl #1: So it turned out that he was one of the lesbian triplets!
College girl #2: No way!
College girl #1: Yeah, the tranny!
College girl #2: Owen? I love Owen! I knew him when he still identified as a girl!
College girl #1: Yeah, and it turned out the midget was trans too.

Hampshire College
Amherst, Massachusetts

Posted on August 1, 2019
Colleges & Universities, Feelings, Gender issues, Massachusetts, Sexuality, Sorority types, Weirdness

And Uncle Walter Won’t Stop Poking Me

Distraught sorority girl: My mom won’t accept my friend request on Facebook!
Sisters, collectively: Awwwwww.

Social Psychology Class
Florida

Overheard by: Dr. Ian Maxwell von Indypants

Posted on July 22, 2019
Class, Family ties, Feelings, Florida, Friends, Girls, Internet, Offers and requests, Sorority types

Your Editors Fear This Conversation May Reduce Ms. Bilson to Tears

College girl #1: So did I tell you I’m going on a celibacy kick this semester? To cleanse myself.
College girl #2: Oh, really?
College girl #1, picking up GQ magazine with Rachel Bilson on the cover: Ugh, I’ve lost all respect for her. She’s such a slut.

Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Lindsay

Posted on July 10, 2019
About celebrities, Australia, Default, Friends, Health & Hygiene, Sexuality, Sorority types

That Would Be Like the Government Lying

Sorostitute: But it was on his Facebook! Facebook doesn’t lie!

Textbook return, University of South Florida
Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: bunguin

Posted on July 1, 2019
Florida, Internet, Sorority types

Sorority types

The Song?