Drunk sorority girl: I swear, I'm not gay! I just crush a lot.
Cornell University
Ithaca, New York
Drunk sorority girl: I swear, I'm not gay! I just crush a lot.
Cornell University
Ithaca, New York
Girl: But I’m graduating soon, so I don’t need spoons anymore!
Montclair State University
New Jersey
Chick: So, what did you and Kev do last night?
Sorostitute: We got drunk and had sex.
Chick: You’re a walking fucking disease.
Sorostitute: What? How am I supposed to know what I want unless I drunkenly sleep with a bunch of people I don’t want?
Ohio State University
Columbus, Ohio
Frat boy: That's all I want, a girl from, like, some poor village in southern Italy, doesn't speak a fuckin' *word* of English, and I can bring her home, and she can lie in my bed all day, and fuck me, and make me gnocci.
Plain blonde girl: Do you really like gnocci?
Yale Berkeley College Dining Hall
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Sorostitute yelling at friend: I can see the marks on your butt from over here!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/04/april-is-cruelest-month.html
Overheard by: yix
Young woman to girl, after car accident: Do you have car insurance or anything?
College girl: Blue Cross Blue Shield.
Young woman: … Uhh… That would be health insurance.
South Burlington, Vermont
Overheard by: Charlee
Sorority girl, upset: And then her other sister had sex with my sister!
University of Florida
Gainesville, Florida
Overheard by: really curious about the rest of that conversation
Sorostitute: Like, ohmigod, Africa is like so cute!
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Ladle
College girl, handing heavy basket to boyfriend: I’m all for feminism, but I don’t like carrying heavy things.
Target
Towson, Maryland
Overheard by: Kay-ren
Sorority girl #1: She’s from Missouri.
Sorority girl #2: Missouri… Is it even civilized there?
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: annoyedbutamusedtesttaker
