Sorority girl: I just hate water… It hates me back.
Dinkytown
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: Karolyn
Sorority girl: I just hate water… It hates me back.
Dinkytown
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: Karolyn
Sorority girl: Yeah, he like, totally judges me for having fourteen nipples.
Georgia Tech
Atlanta, Georgia
Sororitard #1: Oh, genius, I spelled ‘cheese’ wrong.
Sororitard #2: That’s nothing. Sometimes I spell my own name wrong!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: twombly
TA: You’ll need a watch to keep track of how long your stories are.
Sorostitute: I have one!
TA: Is it analog or digital?
Sorosititute, after looking at watch for a few seconds: … It has diamonds!
Broadcasting Journalism lab, University of Florida
Gainesville, Florida
Overheard by: Don’t rush for HER sorority
College girl #1: Ew, why does it all run out?
College girl #2: Well, it is a liquid.
College girl #3: And your vag isn’t exactly full of Bounty paper towels!
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Girl #1: And I was like: “How many depressed lab rats do you have to weigh and kill to figure that out?”
Girl #2: What?
Girl #3: 37.5, apparently.
Macalester College
St. Paul, Minnesota
Sorority girl to lit class: So she was all saying that I was totally against feminism if I insisted on shaving my legs. And I said she was totally against feminism if she insisted on being a whore!
University of Nebraska
Lincoln, Nebraska
Skinny sorostitute: Every time I see him he just makes me want to throw up.
Arizona State University
Arizona
Overheard by: Lindsay
Girl, walking across campus with friends: I think two beers and a shot is the perfect amount for that class!
University of Arizona
College girl: I really want to go as Superman!
Friend: You aren't going to stuff your crotch, are you?
Melbourne University
Australia
