Be Considerate of the Rest of Us

Jock: No, dude, you totally have to use a condom with a plastic vagina.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/sundays-suck.html

Overheard by: hung

Posted on September 19, 2014
Advice, Condoms, Jocks, Overheard at Cornell, Vagina

Apparently I’ve Never Experienced 115 Degree Heat

Freshman girl: It’s so much better when it’s cold than it is when it’s warm — all you can do when it’s 115 degrees out is sit around and air out your vagina flaps!

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/11/ten-days-all-at-once-huge-update.html

Overheard by: broyhaha

Posted on September 17, 2014
Overheard at Cornell, Students, Vagina, Weather

But My Foot Is My Foot, Okay?

Chick: I can’t judge you for what you may or may not choose to stick up your vagina.

Windsor, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Karla

Posted on August 19, 2014
Canadia, Chicks, Vagina

Don’t Talk with Your Mouth Full

Loud girl: My vagina’s so damn talkative sometimes… I just wanna be like, ‘Shut up, coochie!’

Queen’s University
Kingston, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: The Vagina Whisperer

Posted on December 3, 2013
Canadia, Chicks, Vagina

Like Olestra Chips

Chick #1: Try it. It’s a Malibu Bay Breeze. It’s a chick drink, but it’s really good.
Dude, sipping: Damn, that’s delicious.
Chick #2: It’s a bitch drink.
Dude: A bitch drink?
Chick #2: It’ll make you grow vaginas on your arm.
Dude: That wouldn’t be that bad. I’d never leave my house.
Chick #2: No, not functional vaginas. Just ugly ones that people would be freaked out by.
Dude: You know, you just took something wonderful and made it horrible.

http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/vagina-dialogues-soon-to-be-banned-in.html

Posted on December 2, 2013
Chicks, Overheard in the Valley, Vagina

I Suspect Your Testimony Is Biased

Lesbian: … So then she freaked out and her vagina got so tight it bruised my finger.
Queer pal: See? More proof that vaginas can’t be trusted.

Border’s
Sacramento, California

Overheard by: Protogarrett

Posted on November 26, 2013
California, Gossip, Lesbos, Queers, Vagina

For You, No. But Me?

Chick: So, first of all, I’m allergic to mango skin. So sticking one up my vagina just wouldn’t work.

http://greenoverheard.blogspot.com/2006/08/experimentation-gone-bad.html

Overheard by:

Posted on November 25, 2013
Chicks, Fruit, Kink, So College, Vagina

Steven Segal Is: Out for Vagina

Brunette: Why are you laughing?
Redhead: I have this thing I do in video stores where I replace one word of the movie title with ‘vagina.’
Brunette: So?
Redhead: Dude, where’s my vagina?

Video store
São Paulo
Brazil