Freshman girl: It’s so much better when it’s cold than it is when it’s warm — all you can do when it’s 115 degrees out is sit around and air out your vagina flaps!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/11/ten-days-all-at-once-huge-update.html
Overheard by: broyhaha
Chick: I can’t judge you for what you may or may not choose to stick up your vagina.
Windsor, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Karla
Loud girl: My vagina’s so damn talkative sometimes… I just wanna be like, ‘Shut up, coochie!’
Queen’s University
Kingston, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: The Vagina Whisperer
Chick #1: Try it. It’s a Malibu Bay Breeze. It’s a chick drink, but it’s really good.
Dude, sipping: Damn, that’s delicious.
Chick #2: It’s a bitch drink.
Dude: A bitch drink?
Chick #2: It’ll make you grow vaginas on your arm.
Dude: That wouldn’t be that bad. I’d never leave my house.
Chick #2: No, not functional vaginas. Just ugly ones that people would be freaked out by.
Dude: You know, you just took something wonderful and made it horrible.
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/vagina-dialogues-soon-to-be-banned-in.html
Lesbian: … So then she freaked out and her vagina got so tight it bruised my finger.
Queer pal: See? More proof that vaginas can’t be trusted.
Border’s
Sacramento, California
Overheard by: Protogarrett
Chick: So, first of all, I’m allergic to mango skin. So sticking one up my vagina just wouldn’t work.
http://greenoverheard.blogspot.com/2006/08/experimentation-gone-bad.html
Overheard by:
Brunette: Why are you laughing?
Redhead: I have this thing I do in video stores where I replace one word of the movie title with ‘vagina.’
Brunette: So?
Redhead: Dude, where’s my vagina?
Video store
São Paulo
Brazil
Girl: … And I’m like, ‘I don’t want to look at my own vagina. Why would I want to look at hers?’
West Junior High School
Columbia, Missouri
Overheard by: Kelsey
Drunk girl: I have an amazing vagina.
Bartender: Is it an innie or an outie?
Madison, Wisconsin
Overheard by: abby
Student: I never talked about vaginas nearly this much until I came to Smith.
Cushing/Emerson dining hall, Smith College
Northampton, Massachusetts
