…Searching for the Mitten He'd Lost

Mom to teenage daughter: Yeah, they swell up big, you shoulda seen it, looked like I had a pussy on my hand.

Courtroom
Houston, Texas

Posted on June 8, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Hands, Health & Hygiene, Moms, Teens, Texas, Vagina

They Should Put a Camera in There, Like at Spash Mountain

Girl #1: Walking is the most natural form of transportation.
Girl #2: Or the birth canal. It's like America's water slide.

Friendswood, Texas

Posted on June 7, 2015
Compare and contrast, Girls, Pregnancy, Texas, Vagina

I Blame the Dora the Explorer Movies

Guy on cell: I would be walking, and suddenly the word “vaginas” with a massive smiley face beside would pop into my head, as if my brain was trying to tell me it's fun… like a children's book.

Winnipeg
Canadia

Overheard by: Chad

Posted on December 8, 2014
Books, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Guys, On the phone, Vagina, Words

Until Someone Adds an “S” to It

Male student #1: I was seriously one letter away from spelling ‘vagina.’
Male student #2: That’s a pretty high-scoring word.
Male student #3: You’d be, like, a Scrabble Club hero or something.

Addelstone Library
Charleston, South Carolina

Overheard by: i was impressed

Posted on December 3, 2014
South Carolina, Students, Vagina, Words

Look That Up in the Fetish Dictionary

Chick: I just want to rub some ointment containing scopolamine and atropine on a broomstick, stick it in my cooch, and fly away!

http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/2007/04/pssh-everyone-feels-this-way-sometimes.html

Overheard by: tiffany

Posted on December 3, 2014
Chicks, Overheard at Western, Vagina

Tonight's Movie: Good Will Cunting

Girl to friend doing geometry worksheet: If the answer's 27.5, my vagina is a genius.

Tampa, Florida

Posted on December 2, 2014
Compare and contrast, Florida, Friends, Girls, Science, Vagina

Wait, You Mean Condoms Are Disposable?

Girl #1: Well, Jim and I have sex all the time without condoms. Then I had sex with Gary and we used one, but then Scott came and we didn’t use one. Then, that same night, Thomas came over and we used one. But that’s when my vagina started to hurt.
Girl #2: Maybe you should stop using it.

Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: i wish i had my ipod

Posted on November 22, 2014
Advice, Chicks, Florida, Gossip, Vagina

They Have the Cutest Little Subway

[Girl hugging a guy.]Girl: Eew, you smell like vagina.
Guy: Oh no, that’s just Philadelphia.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/05/another-day-another-dig-at-another-city.html

Overheard by: EavesdropDC

Posted on November 21, 2014
Compare and contrast, Eavesdrop DC, Geography, Girls, Guys, Sensory experiences, Vagina

But Was It Carrie-Canyon Classy?

Drunk girl #1: Hey, Ken! How huge was that vagina I drew?
Ken: Yeah, it was pretty big.
Drunk girl #2: It was classy, though.

Kransky’s Bar
St. James, New York

Overheard by: Gette

Posted on November 18, 2014
Drunks, New York, Vagina

Like Canadian Jumping Beans

Guest lecturer: My pants are animate, socks are inanimate.
Linguistics professor: Did you just say your pants are animate?
Guest lecturer: Yes, if it's near your genitals it's animate.

Winnipeg
Manitoba
Canadia

Overheard by: Breanne

Posted on November 13, 2014
Balls, Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Questions, Teachers, Vagina, Weirdness

Vagina