Girl #1: Do you think I’m pretty?
Girl #2: I’m sure you’re pretty on the inside.
Canberra
Australia
Overheard by: Ruby
Girl #1: Do you think I’m pretty?
Girl #2: I’m sure you’re pretty on the inside.
Canberra
Australia
Overheard by: Ruby
Man: So, like, an hour later I found them — finally — dancing around in a little circle for some drunk guy!
Rundle Street
Adelaide
South Australia
Overheard by: Jimmy Bean
Six-year-old: You know my friend, Lucy? Well, before she was a girl she was a boy.
Mom: What? That’s not possible. You can’t change from being a girl to being a boy.
Six-year-old: But Lucy did.
Mom: No, she didn’t. Why are you saying this?
Six-year-old: She did! She was a boy and now she’s a girl! She told me!
Mom: She’s lying. It doesn’t happen that way.
Six-year-old: But she did! You don’t know anything! She was a boy and now she’s a girl!
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: just over the fence
Weight lifter to buddy: If I had a vagina, I would call it Simon!
Australian National University Gym
Canberra
Australia
Teenager #1: Why does the train keep stopping?
Teenager #2: Because it has to stop at train stations.
Teenager #1: Ohmigod, train stations are so random!
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: Angela
Woman on phone: I saw a greyhound in the middle of the road. So I told her, “there's a greyhound in the middle of the road!”
Sydney
Australia
