How Come My School's “Culture Day” Is Never That Exciting?

Teen #1: So he's running around with his dick like slapping his abs and he goes “what time you wanna come over?”
Teen #2: His Puerto Rican dick?
Teen #1: Yeah!
Teen #2, sighing dreamily: Oh yeahhhhh.

Flinder's Street Station
Melbourne
Australia

Posted on February 22, 2023
Australia, Feelings, Penis, Race, Teens, Weirdness

It's an Excellent Movie, Excellent Movie

Boy: Have you seen Rainman?
Friend: Nah.
Boy: Ohmigod, I can't believe you haven't seen Rainman! I mean I haven't seen Rainmanbut I can't believe you haven't seen Rainman!

Newcastle-Sydney Train
Australia

Posted on January 14, 2023
Australia, Friends, Guys, Movies, Questions, Stupidity, Train

We Thought Only Americans Knew This Little About Sex Ed.

[Line for ladies’ room]Girl #1: Hi, do you mind if I cut in front of you? It’s urgent.
Girl #2: Sure.
Girl #1: Thanks, I have to change my tampon.
Girl #2: [Blank stare.]Girl #1: I have to make sure I change it often. Not too often, because once I changed it too much and got chlamydia.
Girl #2: Oh…[Suppresses laugh.]

Western Australia
Australia

Posted on January 5, 2023
Australia, Cleanliness, Compare and contrast, Crazies, Etiquette, Gender issues, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Restroom, STDs, Threats, Vagina, Weirdness

If It Could Happen to Lance Armstrong, It Could Happen to Anybody!

Girl #1: I’m all freaked out now! I bet you she’s pregnant! My sister’s pregnant!
Girl #2: I’m sure she’s not pregnant, you’re assuming the worst.
Girl #1: Oh my god! What if she has testicle cancer?!

Adelaide
Australia

Overheard by: monkey

Posted on December 31, 2022
Australia, Body parts, Default, Fears, Feelings, Friends, Gender issues, Girls, Maladies, Pregnancy, Stupidity

If That Isn’t Already the Premise of a Porn, It Ought to Be

Guy: Hey, you coming to my place? Allison wants someone to hang with who doesn’t have a penis.
Girl: Yeah, I’m coming, but I’m not sure if I fit those criteria…
Guy: Now I’m scared…
Girl: She thinks she’s getting a friend to girly-chat with, but she may just be getting an ear full of cock.

Hobart, Tasmania
Australia

Posted on December 23, 2022
Australia, Friends, Penis

Why Is That Always Your Question?

College girl: I really want to go as Superman!
Friend: You aren't going to stuff your crotch, are you?

Melbourne University
Australia

Posted on December 9, 2022
Australia, Colleges & Universities, Friends, Pop culture, Sorority types, Vagina, Wishes

One Which Perhaps the Parrot Can Answer.

Female student to another: So, are you a pirate or a ninja?
Teacher: That's a great question!

Brisbane
Australia

Overheard by: I took a test and I'm both.

Posted on November 11, 2022
Australia, Questions, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

And I’d Lose the Best Piano Teacher I’ve Ever Had

Guy #1: I woke up in her bed without any pants.
Guy #2: What happened?
Guy #1: I think we had sex.
Guy #2: You don’t know?
Guy #1: I cant exactly remember. Luckily neither can she. She’d kill me if she knew.

Train
Sydney, Australia

Posted on October 27, 2022
Australia, Fears, Friends, Guys, Sex, Train, Weirdness

Then Do the Romantic Thing and Sell It on the Internet

Ditzy teen girl to ditzy friend: Oh my god! I would never be able to live with myself if I died before I lost my virginity!

High School
Springwood
Australia

Posted on September 21, 2022
Australia, Death & dying, Girls, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Stupidity, Virginity

Like, It Takes a Village to Raise a Chomper?

Customer: Do you have any non-fiction books on vampires?

Dymocks Carousel
Perth, Western Australia
Australia

Overheard by: Richard

Posted on August 5, 2022
Australia, Books, Customers, Default, Questions, Stupidity