Also Why She Refuses to Play Musical Chairs

Girl #1: Isn’t lap dancing anal sex?
Girl #2: Uhh, excuse me?
Girl #1: Well, if a girl sits on a guy’s lap and he gets an erection, it would go [points up] up the ass, right?

High School
Australia

Overheard by: NinjaPirates

Posted on March 22, 2026
Ass, Australia, Backdoor, Compare and contrast, Dancing, Erections, Girls, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High]

They Lacked the Sweet Aroma Of Chemicals and Seared Flesh

Brunette girl: Well, they were blondes, but they were natural blondes, so not like, hot blondes.

Melbourne
Australia

Posted on December 22, 2025
Australia, Beauty, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Gossip, Hair

It’s My Major, You Know

Loud girl on oak lawn: So, where do the midgets come into it? I want my midget porn.

University of Western Australia
Australia

Overheard by: don’t we all

Posted on December 6, 2025
Australia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Porn, Weirdness

The Plumber Says You Can Have It If You Want It

Girl on phone: Hey, honey, good news — I can get you your hair back.

Fortitude Valley
Brisbane
Australia

Posted on October 17, 2025
Australia, Default, Girls, Hair, On the phone

To Buy from Us Is to Be Royally Fucked

Cute chick on cell: No, I’m on my way to work. Come visit me there! … No, it’s not weird! … Well, yeah, it’s a sex shop, but it’s a boutique sex shop!

Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Want her business card

Posted on September 16, 2025
Advice, Australia, Chicks, On the phone, Shopping

All My Gentleman Callers Are Dead

Loud old lady on cell: Hello! Sorry about before. I was so shocked someone called me that I pressed the wrong button!

Belgrave Line train
Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Kiri

Posted on August 17, 2025
Australia, Cell phones, Old folks

As Long As She Promises to Balance the Ball on Her Nose

Emo girl: Hey, when we get home we should totally creep up on my sister and scare her.
Emo guy: I’m not scaring your sister. I already made a bad first impression on her.
Emo girl: Don’t worry, she won’t care. Seriously.
Emo guy: Look, I’ll throw a fish at her, but I’m not scaring her, okay?
Emo girl: Okay.

610 bus to Nambour
Australia

Overheard by: Aidan