And No Pants!

Little boy: I wanna be a duck.
Mother: You wanna be a duck?
Little boy: Yeah, so I can walk around with my eyes closed.

Australia

Posted on March 31, 2009
Animals, Australia, Body parts, Default, Guys, Kids, Questions, Women

That Wacky Gerbil!

Girl #1: I think he underestimates his strength sometimes.
Girl #2: Yeah, I agree. Like, he slammed my head into the coffee table last night.

Williamstown
Victoria
Australia

Overheard by: Kate

Posted on March 23, 2009
Australia, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls

From Nancy Drew and the Mystery Of the Bumpy Undies

Girl #1: Hey! I still have your bra from the other night. (takes bra out of her bag and hands it over)
Girl #2: Oh yeah, thanks! Wait, it has bumps in it! It didn't have bumps in it before!
Girl #1: Yeah, I wore it. It was cleaner than mine.
Girl #2: Huh?
Girl #1: Uh…no, of course I didn't wear it!
Girl #2: Well, someone did. With bumpy boobs. It didn't have bumps before.

Queen Street Mall
Brisbane
Australia

Overheard by: uh-huh

Posted on March 15, 2009
Australia, Body parts, Clothes, Default, Girls, Malls, Weirdness

That Baby Has Some Jaw

20-something to mother: She's really cute on the rare occasions when she has a tennis ball in her mouth.

Supermarket
Caroline Springs, Victoria
Australia

Posted on March 8, 2009
Australia, Compliments, Default, Guys, Mouth, Weirdness

Exactly What Jesus Said in the New Testament Director's Cut

Girl praying at roadside cemetery to boys whistling and yelling out of car window: For fucks sake! I'm trying to fucking pray here you motherfuckers!” (returns to praying).

Sandgate Cemetery
Newcastle
Australia

Posted on March 1, 2009
Australia, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Insults, Religion

Ooh, and a Round Of STD Tests!

Girl #1: Hey.
Girl #2: Hey, what's wrong?
Girl #1: I fucked someone.
Girl #2: I fucked someone too. Let's get a coffee.

Bookstore
Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Jaclyn

Posted on February 20, 2009
Australia, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Questions, Sex, Stores

Some People Get Awfully Attached to Their Trial Judges

Agitated smoker on phone: I'm going to jail tomorrow! I just wanted to spend one night with you! What do you mean you can't be bothered?

Newcastle
Australia

Overheard by: Isabel

Posted on February 7, 2009
Australia, Default, Offers and requests, Questions, Smokers, Wishes

The Perils of Kiddie Prozac

Dad to little girl: I'm going to feed you to a puppy.
Little girl: Dad! I don't want to eat a puppy.
Dad: I'm not going to feed you a puppy, I'm going to feed you to a puppy.
Little girl: Oh, that's okay, I like puppies.

Brunswick
Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on January 25, 2009
Animals, Australia, Dads, Default, Food, Girls, Kids, Language barrier

Survivor Finally Jumps the Shark.

Indie girl to friend: And then, as revenge, Jess urinated in her Nutella jar.

Train
Wollongong
Australia

Posted on January 18, 2009
Australia, Default, Feelings, Girls, Names, Pee, Train, Weirdness

The Title Of Ann Coulter's New Memoir

Hot 21-year-old: Do I look fat in this?
Hot friend: Are you delusional?
Hot 21-year-old: Yay!
Hot friend: Being delusional isn't a good thing.
Hot 21-year-old: I'd rather be delusional then fat!

Rose Bay
Australia

Overheard by: Abbey

Posted on January 16, 2009
Australia, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Health & Hygiene, Questions, Stupidity