Eurotrash: Can we sit outside? We want to smoke.
Hostess: Sorry, the patio just closed.
Eurotrash: If I tell you you’re pretty, would you let us sit outside?
Hostess: I can’t let you do that, sir.
Eurotrash: You are very pretty.
Hostess: I’ll see what I can do.
Restaurant
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: flossy.
Crackhead lady: I was raised on McDonald’s hamburgers until one day I puked up a fish!
McDonald’s
Vancouver, British Columbia
Canadia
Little boy intently popping bubble wrap: Why must you be so preoccupying? Why?!
Vancouver
Canadia
Woman, about her son: He’s much better since he came back from rehab. He still drinks, but at least he doesn’t do glue sniffing anymore.
Mining town
Northern Canadia
Middle aged woman to waitress: How do you stay so thin?
Waitress, serving woman dessert: I don't eat here.
Restaurant
Saskatchewan
Canadia
Drunk girl: I love cheese! It's because I eat so much of it, it's my number one interest on Facebook!
Streetcar
Toronto
Canadia
Five-year-old boy: I'm a sensitive soul!
Little Italy
Toronto
Canadia
Man: … And then he shot a hooker in the face with a crossbow!
Cloak and Dagger Pub
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
University kid: It's like a kegger, but with shit.
Guelph
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: The zoe
Guy describing girlfriend to friends: The best thing about her is that there's nothing extraordinary about her at all. (pauses) Yep, the thing I like the most about her is there's absolutely nothing special about her.
Calgary
Alberta
Canadia
Overheard by: whibs
