Well I Certainly Hope So

Film student: Brittney spears is going to kill herself one day.
Film professor: Well, I see her more like a Liz Taylor, slowly bloating up and taking a long time to die.

Winnipeg
Manitoba
Canadia

Overheard by: Sean_G

Posted on April 28, 2009
About celebrities, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Default, Music, Students, Teachers

Fewer Errors

Girl, watching baseball: Ugh, I'd rather have anal than watch baseball!

Waterloo
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: me too.

Posted on April 27, 2009
Ass, Backdoor, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls

And Wrote “Blow Job” in the Comments Field

Guy on cell phone: I think it would look really bad if you gave me a check for $1000.

University Library
Montreal
Canadia

Posted on April 22, 2009
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Money, Offers and requests

According to the MLA Handbook

Girl in library #1: My intro and conclusion are really bad.
Girl in library #2: It's okay… an essay with a bad intro and conclusion is like a hot guy in dirty clothes.

Dalhousie University
Canadia

Posted on April 18, 2009
Canadia, Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Girls

I Knew This Antique Taffy-Pull Would Come in Handy One Day

History prof: This is the toughest late policy I've ever developed. And…it makes me feel good inside.

Mal-U
Canadia

Overheard by: Punctual student

Posted on April 12, 2009
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Politics, Teachers, Weirdness

And Then People Will Comprehendify You.

Husband: Yeah, I think that's because of the…the…
Wife: The what? Spit it out!
Husband: I know, I've been having so much trouble lately coming up with the appropriate word for what I'm trying to say.
Wife: Yeah, that's your problem. You just need to be able to think of what you need to say in advance so you can articulize it.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: King Dubby

Posted on April 11, 2009
Canadia, Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Words

And by That I Mean Exactly What You Think I Mean.

20-something hot girl to friend: I'm afraid of steamed broccoli and robes.

Montreal
Canadia

Posted on April 11, 2009
Canadia, Default, Fears, Feelings, Food, Girls

This Is Your Brain on Subway Conducting…

Subway conductor, as train lights go out: Ladies and gentlemen, we are currently experiencing a delay because some yahoo cut the power lines walking at track level at St. George station. (ominously) Do you know where your children are?

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Jtf

Posted on April 10, 2009
Canadia, Default, Employees, Family ties, Guys, Kids, Public transportation, Questions

Yada Yada Yada, See You at 5 A.M. Saturday

Professor: I know, I know. Worst exam period ever. You don't want to be there. I don't want to be there. I'm not sure how we got that one…maybe the dean has a daughter and I was drinking and I said something. I don't know.

Dalhousie University
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Canadia

Posted on April 7, 2009
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Drinking & drunks, Education, Family ties, Teachers, Weirdness

Even Tree Surgery

Lawyer to another: So if you're ever having surgery on a limb, make sure they mark it with a marker.

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on April 6, 2009
Advice, Body parts, Canadia, Default, Guys, Weirdness