According to the MLA Handbook

Girl in library #1: My intro and conclusion are really bad.
Girl in library #2: It's okay… an essay with a bad intro and conclusion is like a hot guy in dirty clothes.

Dalhousie University
Canadia

Posted on April 18, 2009
Canadia, Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Girls

I Knew This Antique Taffy-Pull Would Come in Handy One Day

History prof: This is the toughest late policy I've ever developed. And…it makes me feel good inside.

Mal-U
Canadia

Overheard by: Punctual student

Posted on April 12, 2009
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Politics, Teachers, Weirdness

And Then People Will Comprehendify You.

Husband: Yeah, I think that's because of the…the…
Wife: The what? Spit it out!
Husband: I know, I've been having so much trouble lately coming up with the appropriate word for what I'm trying to say.
Wife: Yeah, that's your problem. You just need to be able to think of what you need to say in advance so you can articulize it.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: King Dubby

Posted on April 11, 2009
Canadia, Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Words

And by That I Mean Exactly What You Think I Mean.

20-something hot girl to friend: I'm afraid of steamed broccoli and robes.

Montreal
Canadia

Posted on April 11, 2009
Canadia, Default, Fears, Feelings, Food, Girls

This Is Your Brain on Subway Conducting…

Subway conductor, as train lights go out: Ladies and gentlemen, we are currently experiencing a delay because some yahoo cut the power lines walking at track level at St. George station. (ominously) Do you know where your children are?

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Jtf

Posted on April 10, 2009
Canadia, Default, Employees, Family ties, Guys, Kids, Public transportation, Questions

Yada Yada Yada, See You at 5 A.M. Saturday

Professor: I know, I know. Worst exam period ever. You don't want to be there. I don't want to be there. I'm not sure how we got that one…maybe the dean has a daughter and I was drinking and I said something. I don't know.

Dalhousie University
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Canadia

Posted on April 7, 2009
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Drinking & drunks, Education, Family ties, Teachers, Weirdness

Even Tree Surgery

Lawyer to another: So if you're ever having surgery on a limb, make sure they mark it with a marker.

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on April 6, 2009
Advice, Body parts, Canadia, Default, Guys, Weirdness

We Really Need Internet Access for This Sort Of Thing

Girl on subway to friend: It'd be weird to have sex with a girl.
Friend: Yeah, you wouldn't know where everything goes.
Girl: Nothing would fit. (pause) This is probably not a subway conversation.

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on April 5, 2009
Canadia, Default, Friends, Girls, Public transportation, Sex, Sexuality, Weirdness

Too Bad He's a Gateway Drug on the Road to Rush Limbaugh

Student: I agree with everything Bill O'Reilly says.

University of Toronto
Canadia

Posted on March 19, 2009
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Names, Pop culture, Students

Canadian or Retarded? The Controversy Continues.

Girl #1: So how is your new class going?
Girl #2: I don't know yet. We just found out there's a presentation that's worth 20%.
Girl #1: That sucks.
Girl #2: Yeah, and like, it's not easy either, like we have to think!

Ryerson University
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Lookforthewoman

Posted on March 19, 2009
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Girls, Questions, Stupidity