On a Totally Unrelated Topic, Care to Come See My “Special Room”?

(Christian brother professor is chewing on the ice of his drink after lunch)
Student: Hey brother, you know what chewing ice is supposed to signify?
Brother: Yeah…sexual frustration.
Student (chuckling): Yeah.
Brother (shrugging): Occupational hazard.

LaSalle University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Well D'uh

Posted on September 27, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Jobs & Careers, Pennsylvania, Questions, Religious fanatics, Sexuality, Students, Teachers

But Was He Grateful?

Teen girl: …and seriously, I spent half an hour on his groin!

Bar
Victoria University
Australia

Overheard by: She was takking about drawing a cartoon!

Posted on September 26, 2008
Australia, Bars & Clubs, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Sexuality, Teens, Time Management

I'll Tell the World!

Guy: Dude, his nipples are like as big as my pecs!
Girl: …people can hear you here.

Stamp Student Union
University of Maryland

Posted on September 17, 2008
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Etiquette, Girls, Maryland, Nipples

But Somebody Shit in That Box

Angry college girl: It's either art or the cat!

Artsfest 2008
State College, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Kat

Posted on September 17, 2008
Animals, Colleges & Universities, Default, Offers and requests, Pennsylvania, Sorority types, Weirdness

Now Square the Circle! Square It, I Say!

Math professor: In Russia, if something is not allowed and you want it really bad, you can do it.

Brown University
Providence, Rhode Island

Posted on September 17, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Geography, Rhode Island, Teachers

No Ordinary Man Is Enough for Two Women

Girl to friend: Sometimes she comes back from a party, and she's like, “Laura and I totally double-teamed this guy last night!” And I'm like, “That is just so wrong.”

Hamilton College
Clinton, New York