Colorado

Joke’s on You–I’ve Got Some in My Purse

Waitress: What kind of dressing would you like on your salad? We have French, Thousand Island and Italian.
Gorgeous blond: I’ll have Ranch.
Waitress: No.

Glenwood Springs, Colorado

Posted on July 26, 2008
Colorado, Comebacks, Customers, Default, Employees, Food, Restaurants, Women

He Was Made Out of Gingerbread and Frosting

Suit to other: Then he kept trying to sell me this little boy for a dollar…

Taco Bell
Colorado Springs, Colorado

Overheard by: Brandon

Posted on July 23, 2008
Colorado, Default, Kids, Restaurants, Shopping, Suits, Weirdness

Guess Which One’s from Jersey

Chick #1: The problem with buying a house seized by the police? Someone could have been murdered there.
Chick #2: That’s not a problem, that’s a bonus!

Aurora, Colorado

Posted on July 20, 2008
Chicks, Colorado, Crimes, Death & dying, Default, Gripes, Questions, Weirdness

Does That Include the Sombrero?

Tall chick: I wish I could find a nice, tall guy.
Friend #1: My brother is 6’5″.
Tall chick: Is he cute?
Friend: Well…
Friend #2: He looks like a Mexican pedophile.
Tall chick: 6’5″, eh? I’ll think about it.

High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado

Posted on July 17, 2008
Beauty, Chicks, Colorado, Default, Family ties, Friends, Relationships, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Wishes