Male flight attendant: Here at Southwest, we no longer accept cash, but we'll take credit cards, blood, deeds to your house… Oh, wait. Those aren't worth anything anymore. You can hang on to those.
El Paso International Airport
El Paso, Texas
Male flight attendant: Here at Southwest, we no longer accept cash, but we'll take credit cards, blood, deeds to your house… Oh, wait. Those aren't worth anything anymore. You can hang on to those.
El Paso International Airport
El Paso, Texas
Boy: We could have the clones test nuclear bombs!
Girl: They’re not robots. They’re real people.
Boy: So? They still blow up.
Seattle, Washington
Bearded #20's something on cellphone: She can't just give him a baby and expect him to stay, he's going to move on. I mean we're going to be able to make babies for a long time yet!
Outside of Stir Fry Restaurant in Kingsport, TN
Hipster teen girl: And my mom was like '”I think I'm having a heart attack” and my dad was like “well… first, stop smoking… you can smoke pot, I don't mind, just not cigarettes.”
Long Island
New York
Guy #1: I'm a bad First Mate, I ate the banana.
Guy #2: Goddamnit! Now we're out of sync!
Trader Joe's
Phoenix, Arizona
Overheard by: Neon
Sorority girl: Oh, I forgot: while we were there we met this homeless guy! And then he showed us his house…which I guess was kind of weird.
Mt. Pinnacle
Little Rock, Arkansas
Overheard by: Climber
Eight-year-old girl standing on shopping carriage to mother 15 feet away: Do not leave your child unattended! (slight pause) Mom! Get over here!
Wal-Mart
Seabrook, New Hampshire
Overheard by: Amanda
Tween #1 waiting at bus stop: So, I wanna like him, but I don't want to, and I can't like him, 'cause I wanna like him, but I don't!…you know?
Tween #2: Wow, I know exactly what you mean!
London
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: Great 'cause I sure don't
Sorority girl #1: Are you gonna go?
Sorority girl #2: Like, I don't know. Like, I think I'm gonna go.
Sorority girl #3: Like, I think I'm gonna go, but like I don't know yet.
Sorority girl #2: Oh my god, like after I came back from Vegas, I gained some weight, so like I took Adderall for like two days!
UT
Austin, Texas
Blonde: Oh my god! Are you wearing makeup?
Black man in drag: Yes I am, sugar.
Blonde: Where did you get it?
Black man in drag: Um, the store.
Blonde: Do they make makeup for black people?
Pigeon Forge, Tennessee
Overheard by: Natalie
