Teen girl #1: Oh! Did I tell you my sister finally had her baby?
Teen girl #2: How long have you had a sister?
Louisville, Kentucky
Overheard by: Tracy
Teen girl #1: Oh! Did I tell you my sister finally had her baby?
Teen girl #2: How long have you had a sister?
Louisville, Kentucky
Overheard by: Tracy
Good looking dude, walking up to friend: Cunnilingus!
Good looking friend: And cunnilingus to you too.
Wits University
Johannesburg
South Africa
Drunk guy, reassuringly, to drunk girl outside bar: Just go back in there… Remember, he's a gazelle and you're a dick tiger. Failing that you could try being a vadge jaguar…
Leamington Spa, England
Overheard by: Bleep
Guy on cell: I don't mind topless. (pause) I just can't stand the whole tits and bush thing on stage, you know what I mean.
West Hollywood, California
Overheard by: DDT
Pharmacy assistant holding phone to pharmacist: This guy on the phone found some prescription bottles in a drawer and wants to know what they are. Can you talk to him?
Pharmacist: Did he eat them already?
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: mmm….mystery pills
Guy on cell: I'll buy you an infinite beer!
UMass
Amherst, Massachusetts
Teenage girl (matter-of-factly): My sister’s friend came over yesterday because it was Memorial Day. You know, because she’s a stripper.
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Overheard by: yeah, that makes total sense…
Girl on phone: So, we had this bet that if the Patriots won, we were going to break up, so we were both hoping for that. But that didn’t happen, so now we’re just kind of stuck together.
Seattle, Washington
Teenage boy: They told me I smell like drugs. I don't think I smell like drugs. Do you think I smell like drugs?
Teenage girl: I don't know.
Teenage boy: Smell me, woman!
Brunswick, Maine
Middle schooler to friend: So, have you ever had anal sex with your mom?
Brighton, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Holly
