Woman #1: So… How’s your daughter?
Woman #2: She’s growing up to be a New Yorker.
Trident Coffee Shop, 940 Pearl Street
Boulder, Colorado
Woman #1: So… How’s your daughter?
Woman #2: She’s growing up to be a New Yorker.
Trident Coffee Shop, 940 Pearl Street
Boulder, Colorado
Tourist girl on cell: I found the house I want to live in when I move to DC, but then I found out it was the Smithsonian…
Washington, DC
Sophomore guy #1: She got pissy that I didn’t want to talk to her anymore.
Sophomore guy #2: What did you do?
Sophomore guy #1: I told her, ‘I have pressing GPA issues to worry about and can’t be concerned with whether or not you are going to be giving me head.’
Dartmouth College
Hanover, New Hampshire
Overheard by: steph
Girl: So this girl was like: “I want half your pants!”
Hazelwood West High School
Florissant, Missouri
Overheard by: Melissa
Guy #1: ‘Drinking the Kool-Aid’ is such a misused phrase. It’s even become corporate speak. Don’t people realize that it’s a reference to the death of a thousand people?
Guy #2: Yeah, next thing you know they’ll be saying, ‘We’re going to offer a Holocaust of savings.’
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/02/too-soon.html
Ebullient coworker on phone: The last thing I saw of Jane* was a nude picture of her taking a bath. It’s her dad’s fault.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/08/in_her_dads_defense_she_was_6.html
Overheard by: sxoidmal
Chick on cell: Megan! It’s a sorority! Megan! It’s not a whorehouse! Megan!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/04/potato_patado.html
Overheard by: a passerby who has never been to that… sorority
Chick: Just imagine — you go home and your mother has a hot Ecuadorian boy stashed in the back bedroom.
University of Tulsa
Tulsa, Oklahoma
Chick pointing at port-a-potty: Well, I guess I’m going to the bathroom now.
Dude: Do you fold or crumple?
Chick: This conversation has gone too far for me.
Dude: I fold. Well, depends on my mood.
Union Park
Chicago, Illinois
Tween girl #1: I have to tell you something — I don’t think Rachel is that hot.
Tween girl #2: Oh my god, I’m so glad you said that, ’cause I’m afraid to talk to people about her because everyone thinks she is so pretty.
Tween girl #1: They were doing this rating thing where they rate people on a scale, and Ryan gave her a seven.
Tween girl #2: She is totally not a seven — her boobs are inverted.
Premier Oaks Movie Theater
Melbourne, Florida
Overheard by: *shakes head*
