Dude: It’s apropos that she gestated in a FEMA trailer.
State College, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: marsupial jones
Dude: It’s apropos that she gestated in a FEMA trailer.
State College, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: marsupial jones
Young mom, looking disgusted at a paparazzi photo of Pamela Anderson: That’s disgusting.
Four-year-old son: What?
Young mom: Honey, what’s wrong with this picture?
Four-year-old son: I can see her penis.
Bowling Alley
Indiana
Overheard by: Aunt Oblivious
Six-year-old: My dad took me to this music festival. It was just a bunch of guys in the woods banging drums and making litter.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/07/and.html
Overheard by: litter machine
Woman: She’s 12 and she’s already having candlelight dinners!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/04/she_should_enjoy_them_while_th.html
Overheard by: girl in scrubs
Bimbette #1: What’s up with Katie?
Bimbette #2: She’s an emu. Emus cut themselves.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/she_would_if_she_could.html
Guy: My sister and I are twins, but I was born first.
Woman #1: Do you mean you just came out first?
Guy: Well, see, what happened was I am two years older than my sister. [Everyone stares at each other.]Woman #2: … So you and your sister are twins, but she is two years younger?
Guy: Oh, wait, I’m getting confused with another family story. I am two years older than my sister, but I’m pretty sure we’re not twins, either.
900 West Valley Road
Wayne, Pennsylvania
Nine-year-old: Logan almost got a girlfriend!
Six-year-old: Really?
Nine-year-old: Yep. Remember Courtney?
Six-year-old: With the glasses?
Nine-year-old: Yeah. He asked her out on the bus, but she said no. After that, Joe was like, “I want a girlfriend,” and I was like, “yeah, I know. Me, too, buddy. Me, too.”
Swimming Pool
Louisiana
Teacher: You know, I’ve never known two teenage boys that wanted to be locked in a soundproof room together before.
Escuela Campo Alegre Caracas
Venezuela
Overheard by: Jillian
Blonde: Even though he had already made a trail of hickies around my neck, he was apparently still in the sucking mood, because then he stole my lollipop!
Friend: That’s so not cool. He’s such a suck-o-holic!
Blonde: Seriously! I’m beginning to think there isn’t anything he won’t suck.
Passerby: Well, then you’re perfect for each other, because I’ve heard the same thing about you.
Mt. Vernon, Iowa
Overheard by: Abby
Girl #1: So, do you know what she told me? Her mother walked in and she was you-know-what-ing… with the milkshake maker!
Girl #2: Huh?
Girl #1: She was — y’know — using it down there!
Girl #2: What?!
Girl #1: Gross, I know.
Girl #2: … Did she make a milkshake with it afterwards?
Newtown, NSW
Australia
Overheard by: buzzcut
