Girl to friend: It’s really weird — every time I hang out with a guy, we end up having sex!
Angelo State University
San Angelo, Texas
Overheard by: adriana
Girl to friend: It’s really weird — every time I hang out with a guy, we end up having sex!
Angelo State University
San Angelo, Texas
Overheard by: adriana
Chick: Man, last time I had feathers left in my pants.
Gateway High School
Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: Pilbur
Guy: So at this Texas game ranch they release emos, and you shoot at them… I mean, emus.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/09/computer-back-sun-resolved-everyone.html
Overheard by: pace
Man on cell: They said I sexually molested the cat… I would never do that! I love that cat!
Utah
Sorority girl #1: So, like, you still get your period when you’re on the pill.
Sorority girl #2: Yeah, but not when you’re pregnant.
Sorority girl #1: So what’s the point of the pill, then?
Sorority girl #2: It totally makes your boobs bigger.
Airport
Lexington, Kentucky
Southern lady: I’m getting this for my daughter. She lost everything when the roaches took over the trailer.
Call on a home shopping channel
Old black lady to friend: He had shit all fuckin’ dumped out all over the goddamned place, so I says, ‘What the fuck is you doin’, Raphael?’ And that mothafuckah says– [she looks around]. Shit, I forgot they’s white people up in here! Sorry, folks. So, Raphael had made such a terrible mess, so I asked him what he was doing, and he said…
Circle Centre Mall Concourse
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Shatmandu
Chick to friend: … So I stuck my fingers up her nose, and I got a free nose ring out of it!
Vassar campus
Poughkeepsie, New York
Woman on cell: I got a million panty liners. You can line your panties until the end of time!
Georgia
Chick: It was a bad night… I was drunk… and high… and I ate half a bottle of ketchup.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/11/hahaoops.html
Overheard by: xcuterboix
